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Joke of the Day

Number Range: 4826 - 4850

Date Range: 01/22/20 ~ 02/10/20

Sat, 02/01/2020

Joke Day: #4826

From: 01/22

Top of Page     Joke: 01

Late Show W/SC: Rep. Adam Schiff Passionately, Courageously Lays Out The Case Against Donald Trump

Late Night w/SM: Senator Bernie Sanders Passes Joe Biden in New National Poll

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Senate Impeachment Trial - Day Two

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: President Trump Impeachment Trial Day One Lasts 13 Hours

Sun, 02/02/2020

Joke Day: #4827

From: 01/22-3

Top of Page     Joke: 02

Late Show W/SC: Trump Fan-Boy Matt Gaetz Left Off The President's Team Of GOP Impeachment Warriors

Daily Show w/TN: The New York Times’s Dual Endorsement & Michael Bloomberg’s White Privilege Speech

Late Late Show w/JC: Impeachment Day 1: After Dark Edition

Late Show W/SC: Trump Brags About Obstructing Congress By Withholding Ukraine Evidence

Mon, 02/03/2020

Joke Day: #4828

From: 01/23

Top of Page     Joke: 03

Late Night w/SM: Trump Confesses Amid Senate Impeachment Trial: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Senate Impeachment Trial - Day Three

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Recaps Day 3 of Trump's Senate Impeachment Trial

Late Late Show w/JC: Can You Love the Constitution If You Can't Read It?

Tue, 02/04/2020

Joke Day: #4829

From: 01/24

Top of Page     Joke: 04

Late Night w/SM: Sen. Richard Burr Gives Out Fidget Spinners During Impeachment Trial

Daily Show w/TN: Delta’s Worker Bonus, a Dad’s Wrestling Tackle & Hillary Clinton’s Attack on Bernie

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: News Smash: Impeachment Trial, NFL Pro Bowl, Mr. Peanut Dies, Grammys

Real Time: Monologue: Knock Her Up!

Wed, 02/05/2020

Joke Day: #4830

From: 01/25-6

Top of Page     Joke: 05

Daily Show w/TN: Coronavirus Scare, Saudi Arabia’s Jeff Bezos Hack & Pete Buttigieg’s Awkward Moment

Daily Show w/TN: Justin Trudeau’s Doughnuts, Tinder’s New Updates & Steve Mnuchin vs. Greta Thunberg

Real Time: New Rule: Big Show with Crazy Maniac

SNL: Weekend Alan Dershowitz Argues for Trump Cold Open

Thu, 02/06/2020

Joke Day: #4831

From: 01/26-7

Top of Page     Joke: 06

Late Night w/SM: Trump Issues Threats Amid Bolton Impeachment Bombshell: A Closer Look

SNL: Weekend Update: Impeachment Trial Begins

Daily Show w/TN: John Bolton and Lev Parnas Throw a Wrench in Trump’s Defense

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: John Bolton's Book Leaks Impeachment Evidence Against Trump

Fri, 02/07/2020

Joke Day: #4832

From: 01/26-8

Top of Page     Joke: 07

Late Night w/SM: Trump’s Impeachment Defense Team Presents Second Day of Opening Arguments

Late Late Show w/JC: The Truth on Trump & Ukraine Costs $16.99

Peace In the Middle East is the Deal of the Century

SNL: Weekend Update: Mr. Peanut Dies

Late Night w/SM: Hey! Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s Feud with NPR’s Mary Louise Kelly

Sat, 02/08/2020

Joke Day: #4833

From: 01/28

Top of Page     Joke: 08

Late Show W/SC: Bolton Revelations Put Pressure On GOP To Allow Witnesses In Trump Impeachment Trial

Late Night w/SM: Sen. Mitt Romney Caught Drinking Chocolate Milk During the Impeachment Trial

Daily Show w/TN: Fox News Turns on John Bolton

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Donald Trump Cold-Calls Michael Bloomberg

Sun, 02/09/2020

Joke Day: #4834

From: 01/29

Top of Page     Joke: 09

Late Show W/SC: According To Alan Dershowitz, Anything Trump Does Is Legal If It's Done In Pursuit Of His Reelect…

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Lawyer Alan Dershowitz Shocks the Impeachment Trial

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: President Trump's Impeachment Trial Has 16-Hour Q&A

Late Late Show w/JC: Peace In the Middle East is the Deal of the Century

Mon, 02/10/2020

Joke Day: #4835

From: 01/29-30

Top of Page     Joke: 10

Late Show W/SC: Trump Impeachment Trial Enters The 11th Hour With No Word On Witnesses

Late Night w/SM: Late Night Storytime: Trumps on Mars

Late Night w/SM: John Bolton Tells Conservative Donors President Trump Is Mentally Unstable

Late Night w/SM: Trump’s Impeachment Lawyers Argue He Can Do Whatever He Wants: A Closer Look

Tue, 02/11/2020

Joke Day: #4836

From: 01/30

Top of Page     Joke: 11

Late Night w/SM: A Portion of Trump’s Border Wall Fell into Mexico

Daily Show w/TN: Mike Pence Meets Pope Francis, China’s Coronavirus Crisis & License Plate Emojis

Late Late Show w/JC: Will We Witness Any Impeachment Witnesses?

Late Late Show w/JC: Are You Team Food or Team Football This Super Bowl?

Wed, 02/12/2020

Joke Day: #4837

From: 01/31

Top of Page     Joke: 12

Late Show W/SC: John Bolton Is Committed To Getting His Story Out, Even If It Takes Down President Trump

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Forwards His Xenophobic Agenda

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Senate Wraps Up Exhausting Impeachment Trial Q&A

Real Time: New Rule: Big Show with Crazy Maniac

Thu, 02/13/2020

Joke Day: #4838

From: 01/31-02/02

Top of Page     Joke: 13

Late Show W/SC: Democratic Primary Gets Weird As Iowa Caucus Draws Near

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Border Wall vs. Wind, U.S. Life Expectancy Increase & A Counterfeit Bust

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Senate Votes Against Witnesses in Trump's Impeachment Trial

SNL: Impeachment Fantasy Cold Open

Fri, 02/14/2020

Joke Day: #4839

From: 02/03

Top of Page     Joke: 14

Late Show W/SC: GOP Senators Give Lame Excuses For Voting Against Witnesses In Trump Impeachment Trial

Late Night w/SM: GOP Senators Block Witnesses in Trump Impeachment Cover-Up: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Impeachment Nears Its End, Trump and Hannity Hang & Bloomberg Fights Boxgate

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: News Smash: Super Bowl LIV, Iowa Caucuses, Trump's State of the Union, Wine ATM

Sat, 02/15/2020

Joke Day: #4840

From: 02/04

Top of Page     Joke: 15

02/04 Late Show W/SC: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Goes To Washington To Cover Trump's Impeachment Trial

02/04 Late Night w/SM: Hey! The 2020 Iowa Caucus

02/04 Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s 2020 State of the Union

02/04 Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Iowa Caucuses Become the Fyre Festival of Politics

Sun, 02/16/2020

Joke Day: #4841

From: 02/04 & SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 16

Late Night w/SM: President Trump’s 2020 State of the Union Address

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Iowa Caucus Phone Call Disaster with Wolf Blitzer and Shawn Sebastian

SNL: Weekend Update: Harvey Weinstein’s Trial & Super Bowl LIV

SNL: Weekend Update: Dr. Angie Hynes on Black History Month

Mon, 02/17/2020

Joke Day: #4842

From: 02/04 & SNL A

Top of Page     Joke: 17

Late Show W/SC: Colbert's LIVE Monologue Following Trump's 2020 State Of The Union Address

Late Night w/SM: Senate GOP, Except for Mitt Romney, Acquits Trump in Impeachment Trial: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Acquitted in Impeachment Trial & SOTU Fallout

SNL: Weekend Update: Chen Biao on the Coronavirus

Tue, 02/18/2020

Joke Day: #4843

From: 02/05 & SNL B

Top of Page     Joke: 18

Late Show W/SC: How Did Iowa Get So Thoroughly Caucus Blocked?

Late Night w/SM: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Rips Up Trump’s State of the Union Speech

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Recaps Trump's State of the Union Address and Impeachment Acquittal

SNL: Weekend Update: End of Impeachment Trial

Wed, 02/19/2020

Joke Day: #4844

From: 02/05-6

Top of Page     Joke: 19

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Donald Trump's State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes

Late Show W/SC: GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

Late Night w/SM: Trump’s Deranged Post-Impeachment Press Conference: A Closer Look

SNL: Weekend Update: End of Impeachment Trial

Thu, 02/20/2020

Joke Day: #4845

From: 02/06

Top of Page     Joke: 20

Late Show W/SC: Trump Proves He Hasn't Changed In Two Aggressive, Bizarre Speeches

Late Night w/SM: Trump Addresses His Impeachment at the National Prayer Breakfast

Daily Show w/TN: Democrats Leave Iowa, a Fake Traffic Jam & California’s Push to End Fitness Tests

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Trump Brags About Impeachment Acquittal at National Prayer Breakfast

Fri, 02/21/2020

Joke Day: #4846

From: 02/07

Top of Page     Joke: 21

Late Show W/SC: Joe Biden's Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg's Campaign

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Trump Brags About Impeachment Acquittal at National Prayer Breakfast

Real Time: Monologue: All Torn Up

Real Time: New Rule: Do the Wrong Thing

Sat, 02/22/2020

Joke Day: #4847

From: 02/07-9

Top of Page     Joke: 22

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Impeachment Acquittal, State of the Union & Black America

SNL: Weekend Update: Trump Acquitted

Real Time: New Rule: 100% That Mitch

Real Time: 24 Things You Don't Know About Jared Kushner

Sun, 02/23/2020

Joke Day: #4848

From: 02/10 A

Top of Page     Joke: 23

Late Show W/SC: A Vengeful Trump Strikes Out At His Enemies, Fires Vindman & Sondland During "Friday Night Massac…

Daily Show w/TN: The Oscars, Coronavirus Updates & United’s Plane Porn Ban

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Recaps the 2020 Oscars

SNL: Weekend Update: New Shamrock Shake, Gritty Not Guilty

Mon, 02/24/2020

Joke Day: #4849

From: 02/10 B

Top of Page     Joke: 24

Late Night w/SM: Trump Retaliates Against Impeachment Witnesses as Rudy Digs Up Dirt in Ukraine: A Closer Look

Late Night w/SM: Democrats Prepare for New Hampshire Primary

Daily Show w/TN: Dems Take Shots at Buttigieg & Biden Takes Shots at Voters

SNL: New Hampshire Democratic Debate Cold Open

Tue, 02/25/2020

Joke Day: #4850

From: 02/11 A

Top of Page     Joke: 25

Late Show W/SC: Trump's New Hampshire Rally: Ivanka Is Beautiful, Coronavirus Will Go Away By Itself

Late Night w/SM: Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate: New Hampshire

Daily Show w/TN: Equifax Hack Facts, Disney’s Fundraiser Fine & A Zoo’s Revenge Roaches

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Recaps the Democratic New Hampshire Primary