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Joke of the Day

Number Range: 4801 - 4825

Date Range: 12/17/19 ~ 01/21/20

Tue, 01/07/2020

Joke Day: #4801

From: 12/16-7

Top of Page     Joke: 01

Late Show W/SC: Accusations Of Sexist Comments Haunt Michael Bloomberg's Presidential Bid

Late Night w/SM: Trump Performs Coin Flip at Army-Navy Football Game

Late Night w/SM: Senate Republicans Say They Won’t Hold a Fair Impeachment Trial: A Closer Look

The Tonight Show w/JF: House Democrats Reveal Articles of Impeachment Against Trump

Wed, 01/08/2020

Joke Day: #4802

From: 12/17-8 & SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 02

Late Show W/SC: Trump Complains Of "Spiteful Actions" And "Egregious Conduct" In Angry Letter To Nancy Pelosi

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Sends Letter on Impeachment to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Daily Show w/TN: Fox News: Fair and Balanced Misogyny

SNL: Weekend Update: President Trump Gets Impeached

Thu, 01/09/2020

Joke Day: #4803

From: 12/18

Top of Page     Joke: 03

Late Show W/SC: Mayor Pete Takes Heat Over Dinner Held In A Billionaire's Wine Cave

Late Night w/SM: House Impeaches President Trump in Historic Vote: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: President Trump Impeached

The Tonight Show w/JF: News Smash: Trump's Impeachment, Putin's Press Conference, The Rise of Skywalker, Xmas Weed

Fri, 01/10/2020

Joke Day: #4804

From: 12/18-9

Top of Page     Joke: 04

Late Show W/SC: Yes, The Trump Presidency Is Just A TV Show We All Have To Live Through

Late Night w/SM: Trump Rants on Twitter During Historic Impeachment Vote

Late Night w/SM: Trump Melts Down at Rally After Getting Impeached: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Black Women in Pageants, a Penis Fish Invasion & White Power at a Football Game

Sat, 01/11/2020

Joke Day: #4805

From: 12/19

Top of Page     Joke: 05

Late Show W/SC: Despite An Irregular Heartbeat, Joe Biden Is A Healthy, Vigorous 77 Year-Old

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Is the Third President to Be Impeached

The Tonight Show w/JF: House of Representatives Impeaches President Trump

Late Late Show w/JC: James Corden Wraps Up 2019 with a Huge Episode

Sun, 01/12/2020

Joke Day: #4806

From: 12/20 & SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 06

Daily Show w/TN: 2020 December Democratic Debate in Los Angeles

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Sums Up Trump's Impeachment Using Eddie Murphy Movies

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Is Totally Fine with Being Impeached

SNL: Weekend Update: Christmas Joke Swap 2019

Mon, 01/13/2020

Joke Day: #4807

From: 12/22-1/2 & SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 07

Daily Show w/TN: Back in Black - Hallmark’s Hanukkah Movies, Auschwitz Ornaments & Hitler’s Hat

Daily Show w/TN: Everything You Need to Know: Trump’s Tremendous Road to Impeachment

Daily Show w/TN: Top 10 Obama Scandals

SNL: PBS Democratic Debate Cold Open

Tue, 01/14/2020

Joke Day: #4808

From: 01/06

Top of Page     Joke: 08

Late Show W/SC: This Is It Folks: Trump Can Wage War With No Understanding Of The Consequences

Late Night w/SM: Trump Threatens War Crimes Against Iran: A Closer Look

Late Show W/SC: This Is It Folks: Trump Can Wage War With No Understanding Of The Consequences

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Dismisses Concerns About Iran Retaliating

Wed, 01/15/2020

Joke Day: #4809

From: 01/07 & SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 09

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Orders Assassination of Top Iranian General Soleimani

President Trump: "I Like To Obey The Law"

Late Night w/SM: Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate Round Six

SNL: Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Trump's Impeachment

Thu, 01/16/2020

Joke Day: #4810

From: 01/07 & SNL B

Top of Page     Joke: 10

Late Night w/SM: Iran’s Foreign Minister Criticizes Trump’s Military Strike

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Brings U.S. to the Brink of War with Iran

The Tonight Show w/JF: News Smash: Iran Strike, Tom Brady, Justin Bieber's "Yummy," Papa John's Pizza Challenge

SNL: Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on Fox News Handling Trump's Impeachment

Fri, 01/17/2020

Joke Day: #4811

From: 01/08 A

Top of Page     Joke: 11

Late Show W/SC: John Bolton, Who Objected To Trump's Ukraine "Drug Deal," Says He Would Testify

Late Night w/SM: Trump Lies About Iran Crisis, Blames Obama: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Iran Retaliates & Trump Outlines Next Steps

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Dismisses Iran Threats as Tensions Escalate

Sat, 01/18/2020

Joke Day: #4812

From: 01/08 B

Top of Page     Joke: 12

Late Show W/SC: All Is Well! It's Not WWIII, But Meme Warfare Continues Between Iran And U.S.

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Responds to Iran’s Retaliation

The Tonight Show w/JF: News & Improved: Man Spots Long Lost Brother in Express Lane at Trader Joe's

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Dismisses Iran Threats as Tensions Escalate

Sun, 01/19/2020

Joke Day: #4813

From: 01/09

Top of Page     Joke: 13

Late Show W/SC: Elizabeth Warren's Dance Moves Fire Up Crowd At Brooklyn Rally

Daily Show w/TN: Political Chaos in Venezuela & The Rise of a Cocoa Cartel

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Addresses US Military Bombings in Iraq

Late Show W/SC: White House Officials "Shushed" Lawmakers Who Asked Questions During Iran Briefing

Mon, 01/20/2020

Joke Day: #4814

From: 01/10

Top of Page     Joke: 14

Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump, Master Of Naming Things, Pitches "NATOME" At Presser

Daily Show w/TN: Lori Loughlin’s Prison Training, John Bolton’s Testimony & Andrew Cuomo’s Good Deed

The Tonight Show w/JF: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Step Back from Royal Family

Late Show W/SC: While Trump Is Golfing, We're All Paying To Protect Him

Tue, 01/21/2020

Joke Day: #4815

From: 01/11-12

Top of Page     Joke: 15

Late Show W/SC: Finally, We Get The Scoop On Elizabeth Warren's Skincare Routine

Daily Show w/TN: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Step Back & Harvey Weinstein Texts in Court

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Jeopardy: Tournament of Champions Gets Fifty Shades of Grey on Twitter

Daily Show w/TN: Sussex Royals vs. The Queen, Trump’s Security Expenses & Nicki Minaj’s Wax Figure

Wed, 01/22/2020

Joke Day: #4816

From: 01/13

Top of Page     Joke: 16

Late Night w/SM: Congress Votes to Limit Trump's War Powers After Iran Lies: A Closer Look

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Brags About Supporters at Ohio Rally

Late Show W/SC: Trump Officials Contradict The President When Offering Justifications For Soleimani Killing

Daily Show w/TN: Harry and Meghan’s Royal Exit Explained

Thu, 01/23/2020

Joke Day: #4817

From: 01/14 A

Top of Page     Joke: 17

Late Show W/SC: Stephen Colbert's Interview Of Fox News' Interview Of President Trump

Late Night w/SM: Trump’s Team Can’t Defend His Shifting Iran Lies: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: January 2020 Democratic Debate in Iowa

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump Get into It on Twitter

Fri, 01/24/2020

Joke Day: #4818

From: 01/14 B

Top of Page     Joke: 18

Late Show W/SC: Trump Taunts Cory Booker On Twitter After The Candidate Suspends His Campaign

Late Night w/SM: Senator Cory Booker Drops Out of 2020 Race

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Talk Like Trump: Sustainment Brigade Officer

Late Late Show w/JC: Study: Sunday Scaries Impacts All of Us

Sat, 01/25/2020

Joke Day: #4819

From: 01/15 A

Top of Page     Joke: 19

Late Show W/SC: Sanders, Warren Clash Over "Woman President" Question At Iowa Debate

Late Night w/SM: Senator Mitch McConnell Discusses Trump’s Impeachment Trial

Daily Show w/TN: Nancy Pelosi’s Impeachment Procession & Lev Parnas’s Paper Trail

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Recaps First Democratic Presidential Primary Debate of 2020

Sun, 01/26/2020

Joke Day: #4820

From: 01/15 B

Top of Page     Joke: 20

Late Show W/SC: Giuliani Acted With Trump's "Knowledge And Consent" When Conspiring With Parnas In Ukraine

Late Night w/SM: Bombshell Evidence Emerges as House Sends Impeachment Articles to Senate: A Closer Look

Late Late Show w/JC: The Democrats Debate It Out In Iowa

Late Night w/SM: Speaker Nancy Pelosi Announces Managers for Trump’s Impeachment Trial

Mon, 01/27/2020

Joke Day: #4821

From: 01/16

Top of Page     Joke: 21

Late Show W/SC: Parnas Implicates Trump & Co. In Ukraine Crimes, And He Has Receipts

Daily Show w/TN: Oscar Snubs for Women & An End to Cory Booker’s White House Bid

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: News Smash: Impeachment Progress, Red Sox Scandal, Ken Jennings Jeopardy GOAT, Weed Town

Late Late Show w/JC: What Did Sens. Warren & Sanders Say to Each Other?

Tue, 01/28/2020

Joke Day: #4822

From: 01/17

Top of Page     Joke: 22

Daily Show w/TN: Ex-Pope Benedict vs. Pope Francis, Boeing 737 Emails & Spotify’s Playlist for Dogs

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: House Hand-Delivers Trump Impeachment Articles to Senate

Real Time: Monologue: New Rule: Your Not-So-Highness

Real Time: Monologue: Monologue: I Need a Vacation

Wed, 01/29/2020

Joke Day: #4823

From: 01/20 A

Top of Page     Joke: 23

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Legal Team Insists That "Abuse Of Power" Is Not Impeachable

Late Night w/SM: Trump Prepares for Impeachment Trial After Lev Parnas Bombshell: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Little Donny's 3rd Year

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers to Play Super Bowl 54

Thu, 01/30/2020

Joke Day: #4824

From: 01/20-1

Top of Page     Joke: 24

Late Night w/SM: White House Asks Senate to Throw Out Impeachment Charges

Daily Show w/TN: These People Failed Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Impeachment Trial Juror Orientation

Late Night w/SM: Sen. Mitch McConnell Unveils Proposed Rules for Trump’s Impeachment Trial

Fri, 01/31/2020

Joke Day: #4825

From: 01/21

Top of Page     Joke: 25

Late Show W/SC: Trump Flees To Switzerland While His Impeachment Trial Kicks Off In The Senate

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Senate Impeachment Trial - Day One

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: President Trump's Impeachment Trial Begins

Late Late Show w/JC: Senate Impeachment Rules the Day