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Joke of the Day

Number Range: 4751 - 4775

Date Range: 10/31/19 ~ 11/19/19

Mon, 11/11/2019

Joke Day: #4751

From: 10/31 A

Top of Page     Joke: 01

Late Show W/SC: Trump Pleads For "Rupublicans" To Defend Him Against "Infair" Impeachment

Late Night w/SM: House Votes to Advance Impeachment Inquiry: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: TikTok Spying Fears, Updated “Alphabet Song” & A Case of Auto-Brewery Syndrome

The Tonight Show w/JF: President Trump to Attend UFC Match in New York

Tue, 11/12/2019

Joke Day: #4752

From: 10/31 B

Top of Page     Joke: 02

Late Night w/SM: The House Passes Impeachment Resolution

The Tonight Show w/JF: House Representatives Pass Rules for Trump Impeachment Probe

Late Late Show w/JC: The Impeachment Inquiry Now Has Rules!

Real Time: New Rule: Who Lost Syria?

Wed, 11/13/2019

Joke Day: #4753

From: 10/31-11/01 & SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 03

Late Show W/SC: Trump Impeachment Resolution Passes With Zero Republican Votes

SNL: Weekend Update: Weekend Update: First All-Female Space Walk Makes History

SNL: Weekend Update: Weekend Update: Trump Fires Back at Critics

Late Show W/SC: The Trump Impeachment Trial Could Look A Lot Like The Kavanaugh Hearings

Thu, 11/14/2019

Joke Day: #4754

From: 11/01-02

Top of Page     Joke: 04

Daily Show w/TN: Al-Baghdadi Underwear Intel & A Rage Room for Philadelphia Flyers

Real Time: Monologue: Florida Man

Daily Show w/TN: Massive Wildfires in California

SNL: Weekend Update: Hero Dog Press Conference

Fri, 11/15/2019

Joke Day: #4755

From: 11/02

Top of Page     Joke: 05

Late Show W/SC: Jane Fonda, Sam Waterston Urge Celebrities To Get Arrested

Daily Show w/TN: Obama Slams Hashtag Activism, Vindman Contradicts Trump & “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”

SNL: Elizabeth Warren Town Hall Cold Open

SNL: Weekend Update: Foie Gras Ban and 67-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth

Sat, 11/16/2019

Joke Day: #4756

From: 11/04

Top of Page     Joke: 06

Late Show W/SC: Trump's GOP Defenders Are Backed Into A Corner

Late Night w/SM: Trump Lies and Stonewalls as Impeachment Inquiry Ramps Up: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Impenetrable Wall Isn’t So Impenetrable

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Attends UFC Fight, Beto O'Rourke Drops from Presidential Race

Sun, 11/17/2019

Joke Day: #4757

From: 11/04-5

Top of Page     Joke: 07

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Is Moving to Florida

Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Gets Hands-y with the World Series Champs

SNL: Weekend Update: Trump Moves to Florida

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Border Wall Is Remarkably Easy To Penetrate

Mon, 11/18/2019

Joke Day: #4758

From: 11/05

Top of Page     Joke: 08

Late Show W/SC: Gordon Sondland, Fearing Perjury Charges, Amends His Ukraine Testimony

Late Night w/SM: Roger Stone’s Trial Begins

The Tonight Show w/JF: Donald Trump Jr. Releases a New Book

Daily Show w/TN: The Invaluable Work of California’s Inmate Firefighters

Tue, 11/19/2019

Joke Day: #4759

From: 11/06

Top of Page     Joke: 09

Late Show W/SC: "Read The Transcript" Is Trump's Latest Rallying Cry

Late Night w/SM: Trump and GOP Allies Try to Out Ukraine Whistleblower: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Wall Street Is Afraid of Elizabeth Warren

The Tonight Show w/JF: News & Improved: Giuliani Named Cybersecurity Adviser

Wed, 11/20/2019

Joke Day: #4760

From: 11/06 B

Top of Page     Joke: 10

Late Night w/SM: Republican Governor of Kentucky Loses Reelection Bid to a Democrat

The Tonight Show w/JF: Tyler Perry Studios to Host Democratic Debate

Late Late Show w/JC: Hillary Clinton's Advice to Any Dem Who Debates Trump

Late Late Show w/JC: Kentucky & Virginia Didn't Grant Trump His Wish

Thu, 11/21/2019

Joke Day: #4761

From: 11/07 A

Top of Page     Joke: 11

Late Show W/SC: Lindsey Graham's Willful Ignorance Will Not Be Enough To Protect Trump

Late Night w/SM: Republicans, Losing Impeachment Fight, Call Democrats "Dumb": A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: “Consensual Relationship” Scandal at McDonald’s

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Monologue from the University of Texas at Austin

Fri, 11/22/2019

Joke Day: #4762

From: 11/07 B

Top of Page     Joke: 12

Late Show W/SC: Republican Support Collapses In The Suburbs, Democrats Win Big In Virginia

Late Night w/SM: Bill Gates Admits It Was a Mistake Meeting with Jeffrey Epstein

Daily Show w/TN: Elizabeth Warren Reveals Her Medicare-for-All Plan

Late Late Show w/JC: The Latest Presidential Candidate Is An Actual New York Billionaire

Sat, 11/23/2019

Joke Day: #4763

From: 11/07-8

Top of Page     Joke: 13

Late Show W/SC: Something Is Seriously Wrong: Bill Barr Refused To Publicly Defend Trump On Ukraine

Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump May Return To "The Apprentice" After Presidency Ends

Real Time: New Rule: The Zuck Stops Here

Real Time: 24 Things You Don't Know About Lindsey Graham

Sun, 11/24/2019

Joke Day: #4764

From: 11/11 A

Top of Page     Joke: 14

Late Night w/SM: Billionaires Freak Out About Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: The Source of Trump’s Totally Not Weird Way of Standing

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Celebrates Veterans Day with a Military Audience

Real Time: Monologue: The Impeachables

Mon, 11/25/2019

Joke Day: #4765

From: 11/11 + SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 15

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Plans to Develop Safer Vaping Policies

Daily Show w/TN: Bloomberg’s Belated 2020 Bid

Late Late Show w/JC: Impeachment Is Going To Make TV Ratings Great Again

SNL: Weekend Update: Jeff Sessions on His Trump-Friendly Campaign Ads

Tue, 11/26/2019

Joke Day: #4766

From: 11/13 A

Top of Page     Joke: 16

Late Show W/SC: Bill Taylor's Testimony Closely Ties Trump To Ukraine Quid Pro Quo

Late Night w/SM: The Check In: Trump’s Unqualified Federal Judge Appointments

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Impeachment Hearings - Day One

Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Couldn't Save Sean Spicer's 'Dancing' Run

Wed, 11/27/2019

Joke Day: #4767

From: 11/13 B

Top of Page     Joke: 17

Late Night w/SM: House Holds First Public Impeachment Hearing into Trump: A Closer Look

The Tonight Show w/JF: Impeachment After Dark: Gary from Veep Is Trump's New Assistant

Late Late Show w/JC: Early Morning Impeachment Viewing Parties Are DC's Hottest New Trend

Late Night w/SM: Congress Holds First Public Impeachment Hearing in Over 20 Years

Thu, 11/28/2019

Joke Day: #4768

From: 11/14 A

Top of Page     Joke: 18

Late Show W/SC: Republicans Cite Insane Debunked Conspiracy Theories During Bill Taylor Testimony

Late Night w/SM: Impeachment Bombshell Ties Trump and Rudy to Ukraine Scheme: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Fox News on Impeachment Hearings: Where’s the Sex?

The Tonight Show w/JF: Donald Trump Jr.'s Book Tops New York Times Best Sellers List

Fri, 11/29/2019

Joke Day: #4769

From: 11/14 B

Top of Page     Joke: 19

Late Show W/SC: After Demanding Public Hearings, Republicans Complain They're "Boring"

Late Night w/SM: Former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick Joins 2020 Presidential Race

Late Late Show w/JC: Today's Impeachment Word of the Day: Bribery

Real Time: New Rule: Let It Go

Sat, 11/30/2019

Joke Day: #4770

From: 11/15

Top of Page     Joke: 20

Late Show W/SC: A Late Show Impeachment Pre-Enactment

Daily Show w/TN: Sexism Claims Against Apple’s Credit Card & Political Chaos in Bolivia

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Impeachment Hearings Are Underway

Real Time: Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What?

Sun, 12/01/2019

Joke Day: #4771

From: 11/16

Top of Page     Joke: 21

Late Show W/SC: Small Town Big News: Anti-Trump Books Disappearing From Idaho Library

Daily Show w/TN: Bernie Sanders’s Healthy Makeover & Historic Flooding in Venice

SNL: Weekend Update: Scooter Rineholdt

SNL: Weekend Update: Impeachment Hearing Testimony

Mon, 12/02/2019

Joke Day: #4772

From: 11/18 A

Top of Page     Joke: 22

Late Show W/SC: Trump Attacked Yovanovitch On Twitter While She Testified On Live TV

Late Night w/SM: The Impeachment Evidence Against Trump Is Overwhelming: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Sees a Doctor & Diplomats Dish on His Dirty Dealings in Ukraine

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Covers Impeachment, Taco Bell's Bisque, Baby Yoda and Democratic Debate at Once

Tue, 12/03/2019

Joke Day: #4773

From: 11/18 B

Top of Page     Joke: 23

Late Night w/SM: Former Trump Adviser Roger Stone Found Guilty

Late Late Show w/JC: So... Is Double Impeachment A Thing?

SNL: Weekend Update: Colin Kaepernick Works Out, World's Largest Starbucks

SNL: Days of Our Impeachment Cold Open

Wed, 12/04/2019

Joke Day: #4774

From: 11/19 A

Top of Page     Joke: 24

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Secretive Hospital Trip Fuels Speculation About His Health

Late Night w/SM: Lt. Col. Vindman and Jennifer Williams Give Damning Impeachment Testimonies: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Eric Swalwell: Fartgate 2019

The Tonight Show w/JF: Impeachment After Dark: Bill Barr Drinks His Way Through the Hearings

Thu, 12/05/2019

Joke Day: #4775

From: 11/19 B

Top of Page     Joke: 25

Late Show W/SC: Lt. Col. Vindman Claps Back At Republicans During Impeachment Testimony

Late Night w/SM: President Trump’s Unscheduled Hospital Visit

The Tonight Show w/JF: Day Three of Trump Impeachment Hearings

Late Late Show w/JC: Things Got Sassy During Impeachment Hearing Day 3