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Joke of the Day

Number Range: 4726 - 4750

Date Range: 10/03/19 ~ 10/30/19

Thu, 10/17/2019

Joke Day: #4726

From: 10/03-4 +SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 01

Late Late Show w/JC: Snake Pits, Alligators & Electrified Spikes - Oh My!

Late Show W/SC: The Weird Conspiracy Theories Sucking Trump Down The Whirlpool Of Shame

The Tonight Show w/JF: President Trump Suggests China Investigate the Bidens

SNL: Weekend Update: Catholic Church Debates Celibacy Requirement for Priests

Fri, 10/18/2019

Joke Day: #4727

From: 10/04 +SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 02

Late Show W/SC: If Trump Goes Down, He's Bringing Mike Pence With Him

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Holds Press Conference to Read an Intelligence Report from China

Late Late Show w/JC: China, Trump's Gonna Need a Favor from You...

SNL: Weekend Update: Trump Loses Five Court Cases in One Day

Sat, 10/19/2019

Joke Day: #4728

From: 10/05 +SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 03

Late Show W/SC: Elizabeth Warren Spills The Beans About Her Love Life

Daily Show w/TN: Bronx Zoo Lion Encounter & Vladimir Putin’s Election Meddling Joke

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Considering Starting His Own News Network

SNL: CNN Equality Town Hall Cold Open

Sun, 10/20/2019

Joke Day: #4729

From: 10/07

Top of Page     Joke: 04

Late Night w/SM: GOP Says Trump Was Joking About China as Damning Ukraine Texts Emerge: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: The Botham Jean Murder Verdict and Its Complex Emotional Aftermath

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Sunday Night Football Safety Message

Late Night w/SM: Trump Defends Pulling American Troops Out of Syria

Mon, 10/21/2019

Joke Day: #4730

From: 10/08 A

Top of Page     Joke: 05

Late Show W/SC: President Trump, In His 'Great And Unmatched Wisdom,' Decides To Abandon Kurds

Late Night w/SM: Hey! Republicans and the Intelligence Agencies

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Withdraws Troops from Syria

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Threatens to Obliterate Turkey's Economy

Tue, 10/22/2019

Joke Day: #4731

From: 10/08 B

Top of Page     Joke: 06

Late Show W/SC: Republicans Stick To The Party Line: 'The President Was Joking' About China

Late Night w/SM: 58% of Americans Support the Impeachment Inquiry into President Trump

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Stops Sondland’s Testimony & Dems Protect the Whistleblower

Late Late Show w/JC: Too Much Wisdom for One Monologue

Wed, 10/23/2019

Joke Day: #4732

From: 10/09 A

Top of Page     Joke: 07

Late Show W/SC: No Kangaroo Court: Trump's Refusal To Cooperate With Congress Constitutes Obstruction

Late Night w/SM: Trump Declares Himself Above the Constitution: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: The NBA’s Full-Court Drama with China

Late Show W/SC: No Spine: Trump Rolls Over For Turkey, Angering GOP Leaders

Thu, 10/24/2019

Joke Day: #4733

From: 10/09 B

Top of Page     Joke: 08

Late Show W/SC: Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls

Late Night w/SM: Joe Biden Comes Out in Support of Impeaching President Trump

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Tries Out Republican Excuse Generator

Late Late Show w/JC: Fall's Hottest Trend: Congressional Obstruction

Fri, 10/25/2019

Joke Day: #4734

From: 10/10 A

Top of Page     Joke: 09

Late Show W/SC: Doin' It Donkey Style: Awkward Moments For Dem Candidates

Late Night w/SM: Rudy Giuliani Associates Arrested as Support for Impeachment Rises: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Chaos Unfolds After Trump Gives Kurds the Cold Shoulder

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Refuses to Cooperate with Impeachment

Sat, 10/26/2019

Joke Day: #4735

From: 10/10 B

Top of Page     Joke: 10

Late Show W/SC: Crowded Stage At Next Debate Not Ideal For The Dems

Late Night w/SM: Fox News Poll Finds 51% in Favor of Impeachment

Late Late Show w/JC: Watching This Is Good for the Country

Real Time: Monologue: Full Stonewall

Sun, 10/27/2019

Joke Day: #4736

From: 10/11

Top of Page     Joke: 11

Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump Really Thinks He's Tony Soprano

The Tonight Show w/JF: Fox News Poll Shows Support for Trump Impeachment

Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Isn't Feeling Fox News Like He Used To

Real Time: New Rule: SCAMerica

Mon, 10/28/2019

Joke Day: #4737

From: 10/19

Top of Page     Joke: 12

Daily Show w/TN: LeBron James’s China Remarks, Gina Rodriguez’s N-Word Backlash & Google’s Pixel 4

SNL: Giuliani & Associates

Real Time: New Rule: Prickstarter

Tue, 10/29/2019

Joke Day: #4738

From: 10/21

Top of Page     Joke: 13

Late Show W/SC: Republicans Run For Cover After Trump's G-7 Doral Announcement

Late Night w/SM: Trump Lashes Out After G7 Controversy, Mulvaney’s Ukraine Confession: A Closer Look

Late Show W/SC: Why Doesn't "Pierre Delecto" Follow Stephen Colbert On Twitter?

Late Night w/SM: Trump Will No Longer Host G7 Conference at His Florida Golf Resort

Wed, 10/30/2019

Joke Day: #4739

From: 10/22

Top of Page     Joke: 14

Late Show W/SC: Trump Campaign Sells 'Get Over It' Shirts After Mulvaney's Quid Pro Quo Admission

Late Night w/SM: Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate Round Four

The Tonight Show w/JF: Mitt Romney's Secret Twitter Account Unmasked as Pierre Delecto

Late Late Show w/JC: 52% of You Are Ready for Some Impeachment!

Thu, 10/31/2019

Joke Day: #4740

From: 10/22-3

Top of Page     Joke: 15

Late Show W/SC: Gasp! Bill Taylor's Testimony Said To Be 'Incredibly Damaging' To Trump

Late Night w/SM: Trump Compares Impeachment Proceedings to a Lynching

Late Show W/SC: Gasp! Colbert Gets A Surprise Visit From Rudy Giuliani

Late Night w/SM: Republicans Storm Impeachment Hearing After Bombshell Testimony: A Closer Look

Fri, 11/01/2019

Joke Day: #4741

From: 10/23

Top of Page     Joke: 16

Late Show W/SC: Colbert Gets A Surprise Visit From Rudy Giuliani

Late Night w/SM: The White House Attacks the Ambassador to Ukraine

he Tonight Show w/JF: Trump's Impeachment Inquiry Hits One-Month Milestone

Late Late Show w/JC: There's No Time for Impeachment Like the Holidays!

Sat, 11/02/2019

Joke Day: #4742

From: 10/24 A

Top of Page     Joke: 17

Late Show W/SC: Bombshell Testimony Directly Ties Trump To Ukraine Quid Pro Quo

Late Night w/SM: Republicans Can’t Defend Trump’s Corrupt Abuses of Power: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Mysterious “Blob” at a Zoo, Ancient Coffins in Egypt & California’s Roadkill Law

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Wants to Build a Wall on the Colorado-Mexico Border

Sun, 11/03/2019

Joke Day: #4743

From: 10/24 B

Top of Page     Joke: 18

Late Show W/SC: "You'll Never Have Another President Like Me"

Late Night w/SM: 99% of White Evangelicals Oppose Impeaching Trump

Late Late Show w/JC: Take Cover If You See Trump on 5th Avenue

Late Show W/SC: Trump Wishes The Dems Were "Kiddingly" About Impeachment

Mon, 11/04/2019

Joke Day: #4744

From: 10/25

Top of Page     Joke: 19

Late Show W/SC: Dem Candidates Struggle To Impress Donors And Stay In The News

Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Touts Progress with Colorado-(New) Mexico Wall

Real Time: New Rule: Nowhere Else to Go

Late Show W/SC: Do We Really Need Another White House Tell-All Book?

Tue, 11/05/2019

Joke Day: #4745

From: 10/28 A

Top of Page     Joke: 20

Late Show W/SC: Trump Gets Extremely Graphic In Describing Death Of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Late Night w/SM: Rudy Giuliani Butt-Dials Reporter; Trump Booed at World Series: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Announces Killing of ISIS Leader al-Baghdadi

Real Time: Monologue: Mad King Trump

Wed, 11/06/2019

Joke Day: #4746

From: 10/28 + SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 21

Late Night w/SM: Crowds Boo President Trump at the World Series

Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Makes a "Very Big" Announcement

SNL: Trump Rally Cold Open

SNL: Weekend Update: Trump Fires Back at Critics

Thu, 11/07/2019

Joke Day: #4747

From: 10/29 + SNL

Top of Page     Joke: 22

Late Show W/SC: Unlike Donald Trump, Alexander Vindman's Character Is Unimpeachable

Late Night w/SM: Hey! Trump Allies Attack Lt. Col. Vindman

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Impeachment Update: Vindman’s Explosive Testimony

SNL: Weekend Update: First All-Female Space Walk Makes History

Fri, 11/08/2019

Joke Day: #4748

From: 10/29 + SNL 2

Top of Page     Joke: 23

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Gets Booed at the World Series

Late Late Show w/JC: Does Trump Know How Trick-or-Treating Works?

SNL: Weekend Update: Eric and Donald Trump Jr. on Benefiting from Trump’s Presidency

Sat, 11/09/2019

Joke Day: #4749

From: 10/30 A

Top of Page     Joke: 24

Late Show W/SC: White House Intentionally Left Words Out Of The Trump-Ukraine Transcript

Late Night w/SM: President Trump and Melania Host Trick-or-Treaters at The White House

Daily Show w/TN: Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on “Dancing with the Stars”

The Tonight Show w/JF: Army Officer Testifies Against Trump in Ukraine Impeachment Scandal

Sun, 11/10/2019

Joke Day: #4750

From: 10/30 B

Top of Page     Joke: 25

Late Night w/SM: Republicans Compare Impeachment to "a Horror Movie": A Closer Look

Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Jumps Head First Into Dog Twitter

Late Night w/SM: Trump Calls the Impeachment Inquiry a Witch Hunt Hoax