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Joke of the Day

Number Range: 4676 - 4700

Date Range: 08/09/19 ~ 09/15/19

Fri, 08/23/2019

Joke Day: #4676

From: 08/09 B

Top of Page     Joke: 01

08/09 Late Night w/SM: President Trump’s Visits to El Paso and Dayton

08/09 Real Time: New Rule: Past & Furious

Sat, 08/24/2019

Joke Day: #4677

From: 08/11-12

Top of Page     Joke: 02

Daily Show w/TN: Turkmenistan’s Leader Wants Everyone to Know He’s Alive

Late Show W/SC: Epstein Death Sets Off Wild Wave Of Conspiracy Theories

Late Night w/SM: Donald Trump Is the Conspiracy-Theorist-in-Chief: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Jeffrey Epstein’s Death & America’s Prison Problem

Sun, 08/25/2019

Joke Day: #4678

From: 08/13 A

Top of Page     Joke: 03

Late Show W/SC: Trump Calls Military Drills 'Ridiculous' After Reading Letter From Kim Jong Un

Daily Show w/TN: Tucker Carlson Takes a Sudden Vacation Following His Hot Take on White Supremacy

Late Night w/SM: Attorney General William Barr Announces Special Inquiry into Death of Jeffrey Epstein

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump's August Retreat

Mon, 08/26/2019

Joke Day: #4679

From: 08/13 B

Top of Page     Joke: 04

Late Show W/SC: 'Tariff Man' Donald Trump Doesn't Want To Be The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

Late Night w/SM: Former VP Joe Biden Still Leads the Democratic Primary Race

Daily Show w/TN: Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania?

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Golfs with PGA Pros While Dick Swett Endorses Joe Biden

Tue, 08/27/2019

Joke Day: #4680

From: 08/14-5

Top of Page     Joke: 05

Late Night w/SM: Trump Combines Cruel Immigration Policies with Broken Promises : A Closer Look

Late Late Show w/JC: About Those Chinese Tariffs...

Late Show W/SC: Gregory Whytman Campaigns At The Iowa State Fair

Late Night w/SM: President Trump Spoke Publicly for 56 Total Minutes Last Week

Wed, 08/28/2019

Joke Day: #4681

From: 08/15

Top of Page     Joke: 06

Late Show W/SC: Mayor Pete Eats His Way Through Iowa, While Hickenlooper Looks For The Exit

Late Night w/SM: Trump Freaks Out About the Possibility of A Recession: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Protests at Hong Kong’s Airport & A Terrifying Open-Carry “Prank”

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jeffrey Epstein's Prison Guards Slept Through Their Job

Thu, 08/29/2019

Joke Day: #4682

From: 08/15-6

Top of Page     Joke: 07

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Trade War is Trashing the U.S. Economy

Daily Show w/TN: Democratic Candidates Hit the Iowa State Fair

Late Late Show w/JC: Being President Is Somehow Costing Trump Billions

Real Time: New Rule: Armed and Lonely

Fri, 08/30/2019

Joke Day: #4683

From: 08/16

Top of Page     Joke: 08

Late Show W/SC: As Trump Ignores Hong Kong Protests, Steve King Sinks to a New Low in Iowa

Late Night w/SM: Trump Ignores Wall Street’s Losses and Global Fears of Recession

Daily Show w/TN: Chris Cuomo’s "Fredo" Blowup & A Racist House Tour

The Tonight Show w/JF: Recession Threat Hurts Trump's Popularity

Sun, 09/01/2019

Joke Day: #4684

From: 09/03

Top of Page     Joke: 09

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Hurricane Tweets Not Overburdened With Accura

Late Night w/SM: Trump's Incompetence and Corruption on Display as Hurricane Nears: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Donald Trump’s Disastrous Hurricane Dorian Respons

Late Late Show w/JC: Goodbye John Hickenlooper, We Hardly Knew Ya

Mon, 09/02/2019

Joke Day: #4685

From: 09/03 (&8/16)

Top of Page     Joke: 10

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Hurricane Tweets Not Overburdened With Accura

Late Night w/SM: White House Publishes List of President Trump’s Accomplishments

Real Time: Make America Atlantic City Again

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Closely Monitors Hurricane Dorian

Tue, 09/03/2019

Joke Day: #4686

From: 09/04 (&8/24)

Top of Page     Joke: 11

Late Show W/SC: The Only Thing That Can Stop Joe Biden: His Own Mouth

Late Night w/SM: Marianne Williamson Wants to Attack Trump’s Third Eye

Late Late Show w/JC: Karaoke Singer Collapses Lung After High Notes

Real Time: New Rule: Trump, Save Earth!

Wed, 09/04/2019

Joke Day: #4687

From: 09/04-5 (&8/24)

Top of Page     Joke: 12

Late Show W/SC: Did Trump Break the Law by Altering Hurricane Dorian Map?

Late Late Show w/JC: President Trump to Justin Trudeau: Looking Good!

Late Show W/SC: If Britain Can Do It, Maybe We Can Too

Real Time: Get On My Lawn

Thu, 09/05/2019

Joke Day: #4688

From: 09/05

Top of Page     Joke: 13

Late Show W/SC: Trump Is Obsessed With Proving Hurricane Dorian's Threat To Alabama

Late Night w/SM: Trump Keeps Lying About Hurricane Dorian and Alabama: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Fires Ravage the Amazon

Fri, 09/06/2019

Joke Day: #4689

From: 09/06 A

Top of Page     Joke: 14

Late Show W/SC: Hey Former Trump Administration Officials: Your Future Is Bright

Late Night w/SM: Trump’s Hand-Doctored Hurricane Dorian Map

The Tonight Show w/JF: Biden's Eye Bleeds During CNN Town Hall

Real Time: Weather Vain

Sat, 09/07/2019

Joke Day: #4690

From: 09/06-7

Top of Page     Joke: 15

Late Show W/SC: Dems Lay Down Hard Truths About Climate Change

Daily Show w/TN: Bernie Sanders Hits the Ballpark & Joe Biden Serves Up More Gaffes

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Administration Rolls Back Light Bulb Efficiency Standards

Real Time: New Rule: The Fudge Report

Sun, 09/08/2019

Joke Day: #4691

From: 09/09

Top of Page     Joke: 16

Late Night w/SM: Trump Faces Scrutiny Over Personal Properties, Hurricane Lies: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Siphons Money for His Wall & A German Amusement Park Sparks Outrage

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Latest Beefs: Chrissy Teigen and the Taliban

Mon, 09/09/2019

Joke Day: #4692

From: 09/10

Top of Page     Joke: 17

Late Show W/SC: Trump Ignores Pence And Bolton, Invites Taliban To Camp David

Late Show W/SC: Pro Tip, Mr. President: Don't Go After Chrissy Teigen On Twitter

Late Night w/SM: Trump Claims He Cancelled a Scheduled Meeting with the Taliban

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Attacks John Legend and Chrissy Teigen on Twitter

Tue, 09/10/2019

Joke Day: #4693

From: 09/10 B

Top of Page     Joke: 18

Late Show W/SC: The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?

Daily Show w/TN: If You Don’t Know, Now You Know: Trophy Hunting

Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Goes from the Taliban for Chrissy Teigen

Late Show W/SC: A Stupid President Saves Us From A Smart Warmonger

Wed, 09/11/2019

Joke Day: #4694

From: 09/11 A

Top of Page     Joke: 19

Late Show W/SC: Trump To Rally Crowd: I'm Never Leaving Office

Late Night w/SM: Trump Fires John Bolton as National Security Advisor

The Tonight Show w/JF: President Trump Fires National Security Adviser John Bolton

Late Late Show w/JC: John Bolton & Donald Trump Break Up

Thu, 09/12/2019

Joke Day: #4695

From: 09/11 B

Top of Page     Joke: 20

Late Show W/SC: Bolton Lost Trump's Support After Angering Kim Jong Un

Late Night w/SM: Trump Lies About the Bahamas, Explains Bolton Firing: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Big Pharma Pays Up for Their Part in the Opioid Crisis

Tue, 09/17/2019

Joke Day: #4696

From: 09/12

Top of Page     Joke: 21

Late Show W/SC: British MPs Jeer as 'Black Rod' Shuts Down Parliament

Late Night w/SM: Trump Considering Banning Flavored Vaping Products

The Tonight Show w/JF: Third Democratic Primary Debate Set for Three Hours

Late Late Show w/JC: Nobody Never Forgets Better Than President Trump

Wed, 09/18/2019

Joke Day: #4697

From: 09/12 B

Top of Page     Joke: 22

Late Show W/SC: Several Democrats are Beating Trump in Head-to-Head Polls

Late Night w/SM: Trump's Sharpie Scandal Has Triggered Multiple Investigations: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: 2020 Democratic Debate in Houston

Thu, 09/19/2019

Joke Day: #4698

From: 09/13 A

Top of Page     Joke: 23

Late Show W/SC: Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate

Late Night w/SM: The Third Democratic Debate

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Fires John Bolton

Late Late Show w/JC: James Corden Responds to Bill Maher's Fat Shaming Take

Fri, 09/20/2019

Joke Day: #4699

From: 09/13 B

Top of Page     Joke: 24

Late Show W/SC: It's A Lot Of Fun To Work For Donald Trump

The Tonight Show w/JF: Democratic Candidates Try Not to Swear During Third Primary Debate

Late Late Show w/JC: Way Too Many Democrats Debated Again

Sat, 09/21/2019

Joke Day: #4700

From: 09/14-5

Top of Page     Joke: 25

Daily Show w/TN: Back in Black - The Dangers of Screen Time for Kids

Daily Show w/TN: Candidate Rehab

Real Time: Snap, Crackle, Pop