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Joke of the Day

Number Range: 4551 - 4575

Date Range: 03/19/19 ~ 04/10/19

Sat, 04/20/2019

Joke Day: #4551

From: 03/18 B

Top of Page   Joke: 01

Late Show W/SC: The President Thinks He Runs Fox News

Late Night w/SM: Beto O'Rourke's Presidential Campaign, Obama's March Madness Bracket

Daily Show w/TN: Boeing Gets Grounded and the FAA Is Broke AF

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Gets to the Bottom of What Beto O'Rourke Stands For

Sun, 04/21/2019

Joke Day: #4552

From: 03/19

Top of Page   Joke: 02

Late Show W/SC: The President Meets 'The Trump Of The Tropics'

Late Night w/SM: Steve King's Problematic Meme: Couple Things

Late Late Show w/JC: Donald Trump Exaggerated The Size of His Assets

Real Time: Whiny Little Witch

Mon, 04/22/2019

Joke Day: #4553

From: 03/20 A

Top of Page   Joke: 03

Late Show W/SC: Nunes Is Suing Twitter For Being Mean

Late Night w/SM: Trump's Donation to Homeland Security, Sprint's Data Breach

Daily Show w/TN: Mr. Kellyanne vs. Mr. President: A Twitter Feud for the History Books

Late Late Show w/JC: Model Husband Donald Trump Can Spot Bad Husbands

Tue, 04/23/2019

Joke Day: #4554

From: 03/20 B

Top of Page   Joke: 04

From: 03/20 B

Late Show W/SC: The Mueller Probe Might Be Maybe Ending Soon, Possibly

Late Night w/SM: Trump Attacks Conway and McCain, Nunes Sues Twitter: A Closer Look

Real Time: New Rule: Reverse Improvement

SNL: Kremlin Meeting

Wed, 04/24/2019

Joke Day: #4555

From: 03/21 A

Top of Page   Joke: 05

Late Show W/SC: Elizabeth Warren: Get Rid Of The Electoral College

Late Night w/SM: Trump's George Conway Tweets, Senator John McCain's Funeral

Daily Show w/TN: The Reparations Debate: Should America Compensate the Descendants of Slaves?

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Tells Joe Biden to Just Hurry Up and Announce He's Running

Thu, 04/25/2019

Joke Day: #4556

From: 03/21-3

Top of Page   Joke: 06

Late Night w/SM: Trump Ramps Up Campaign as Mueller Report Looms: A Closer Look

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Checks In on the 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates

Late Night w/SM: Joe Biden's Presidential Run, Happiness in the United States

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Crowns a News Flub Final Four Winner

Fri, 04/26/2019

Joke Day: #4557

From: 03/24-5

Top of Page   Joke: 07

Daily Show w/TN: So Much News, So Little Time - New Zealand’s Ban & a Possible Biden-Abrams Ticket

Late Show W/SC: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President

Daily Show w/TN: Shutdown Day 20: Trump Heads to the Border

Late Late Show w/JC: Soooo, Trump Was Right About No Collusion

Sat, 04/27/2019

Joke Day: #4558

From: 03/26 A

Top of Page   Joke: 08

Late Show W/SC: Avenatti Might Not Win The 2020 Presidency

Daily Show w/TN: Democrats Demand Mueller’s Full Report and Republicans Seek Revenge

Late Late Show w/JC: Apple Watch Hidden Features: Surfing, Bongos

Late Show W/SC: New, Confusing Developments In Jussie Smollett's Case

Sun, 04/28/2019

Joke Day: #4559

From: 03/27

Top of Page   Joke: 09

Late Show W/SC: Trump Suddenly Remembers Healthcare Is A Thing

Daily Show w/TN: Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls?

Late Late Show w/JC: Jussie Smollet Joins the Total Exoneration Club

Late Late Show w/JC: Barbara Bush Really, Really Didn't Like Trump

Mon, 04/29/2019

Joke Day: #4560

From: 03/27-30

Top of Page   Joke: 10

Late Show W/SC: The Trump Campaign's Memo To TV Producers

Real Time: New Rule: Capitalism PLUS

SNL: Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro

SNL: Weekend Update: Astronaut Anne McClain

Tue, 04/30/2019

Joke Day: #4561

From: 04/01

Top of Page   Joke: 11

Late Show W/SC: Who Wants A White House Security Clearance?

Late Night w/SM: After Mueller Report, Trump Lies About Budget Cuts: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Joe Biden Faces Backlash for His “Hands-On” Approach to Politics

Late Late Show w/JC: Police Pursuit Ends In a Break Dance

Wed, 05/01/2019

Joke Day: #4562

From: 04/02

Top of Page   Joke: 12

Late Show W/SC: What Happens If Trump Closes The Mexican Border?

Late Night w/SM: April Fools' Day, U.S.-Mexico Border

Daily Show w/TN: A White House Whistleblower Outs Trump’s Careless Clearances

Real Time: Trump's "Got Away with Treason" Tour

Thu, 05/02/2019

Joke Day: #4563

From: 04/02 B

Top of Page   Joke: 13

Late Show W/SC: Trump Promises A Healthcare Plan, Someday

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Threatens Mexican Border Shutdown Again

Late Late Show w/JC: Have You Tried Nikki Fromage or Cardi Brie?

Real Time: I Don't Know It For a Fact...I Just Know It's True

Fri, 05/03/2019

Joke Day: #4564

From: 04/03 A

Top of Page   Joke: 14

Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump's Random Lie About His Father

Late Night w/SM: Trump Tweets About Puerto Rico, Male Birth Control

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Wages War on Windmills

Late Late Show w/JC: There's Now a Second, Delicious Border Wall

Sat, 05/04/2019

Joke Day: #4565

From: 04/03 B

Top of Page   Joke: 15

Late Show W/SC: Jerry Nadler Wants To See It All (The Mueller Report)

Late Night w/SM: Trump Rambles About "Oringes" and Windmills: A Closer Look

The Tonight Show w/JF: Avengers: Endgame Releases Tickets While Trump Releases Healthcare Teaser

SNL: Weekend Update: Apple Card

Sun, 05/05/2019

Joke Day: #4566

From: 04/04 A

Top of Page   Joke: 16

Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump Sucks At Golf

Late Night w/SM: Trump Claims Wind Turbines Cause Cancer, College Admissions Scandal

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Exacerbates America’s Immigration Crisis

The Tonight Show w/JF: Congress Battles Over Subpoenas

Mon, 05/06/2019

Joke Day: #4567

From: 04/04 B

Top of Page   Joke: 17

Late Show W/SC: Mueller's Team Punches Back At Barr's Summary

Late Night w/SM: Mueller Team Responds to Barr Letter "Exonerating" Trump: A Closer Look

Late Late Show w/JC: How Many Parents Regret Their Children's Names?

SNL: Mueller Report Cold Open

Tue, 05/07/2019

Joke Day: #4568

From: 04/05 A

Top of Page   Joke: 18

Late Show W/SC: Remember Herman Cain? Stephen Does

Late Night w/SM: Mueller's Team Is Frustrated with Barr's Russia Investigation Summary

Daily Show w/TN: Miami’s Spring Break Problem

The Tonight Show w/JF: Mueller's Team Rejects Justice Department's Summary of the Russia Report

Wed, 05/08/2019

Joke Day: #4569

From: 04/05 B

Top of Page   Joke: 19

Late Show W/SC: Aggressive & Mean: Two Words Most Associated With Trump

Real Time: Double Down Politics

SNL: Weekend Update: The Mueller Report

SNL: Weekend Update: Lori Loughlin's College Admissions Scandal

Thu, 05/09/2019

Joke Day: #4570

From: 04/06

Top of Page   Joke: 20

Late Show W/SC: Mar-A-Lago Is A Spy's Dream Come True

SNL: Weekend Update: Joe Biden's Inappropriate Touching

SNL: Joe Biden Cold Open

Real Time: Barr Fight

Fri, 05/10/2019

Joke Day: #4571

From: 04/08

Top of Page   Joke: 21

Late Show W/SC: Caging Kids Isn't Tough Enough For Trump

Late Night w/SM: Trump Lashes Out over Immigration and His Tax Returns: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Kirstjen Nielsen Gets Deported from the White House

SNL: The View: Jenny McCarthy on Vaccines

Sat, 05/11/2019

Joke Day: #4572

From: 04/09 A

Top of Page   Joke: 22

Late Show W/SC: Trump's 'Our Country Is Full' Is The New 'Lock Her Up'

Late Night w/SM: Joe Biden Addresses Allegations of Inappropriate Touching

Daily Show w/TN: The Mueller Report Tug-of-War

SNL: Weekend Update: Disney’s New Streaming Service

Sun, 05/12/2019

Joke Day: #4573

From: 04/09 B

Top of Page   Joke: 23

Late Show W/SC: Trump Wrongly Blames Obama For Family Separations

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump's Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Resigns

Late Late Show w/JC: President Trump Has New Jobs to Fill

Real Time: Mike Pence: 25 Things You Don't Know About Me

Mon, 05/13/2019

Joke Day: #4574

From: 04/10 A

Top of Page   Joke: 24

Late Show W/SC: William Barr Hints At His Mueller Report Redactions

Late Night w/SM: Attorney General William Barr Testifies Before the House Appropriations Committee

The Tonight Show w/JF: Lester Holt Doesn't Have Time for Jimmy's Monologue

SNL: Weekend Update: Julian Assange Arrested

Tue, 05/14/2019

Joke Day: #4575

From: 04/10 B

Top of Page   Joke: 25

Late Show W/SC: Trump Thinks He Has 'Won' The Mueller Report

Late Night w/SM: Trump Listens to Stephen Miller and Lou Dobbs on Immigration: A Closer Look

Late Late Show w/JC: How Are We Going to Remember George Washington?

Real Time: Masturbate, Don't Procreate