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Joke of the Day

Number Range: 4501 - 4525

Date Range: 01/29/19 ~ 02/18/19

Fri, 03/01/2019

Joke Day: #4501

From: 01/29

Top of Page   Joke: 01

Late Show W/SC: What The Hell Is Going On With 'Global Waming?'

Late Night w/SM: Howard Schultz Considering Running for President, Roger Stone Arrested

Daily Show w/TN: Everyone Hates Starbucks Billionaire Howard Schultz

The Tonight Show w/JF: Federal Employees Back to Work After Historic Shutdown

Sat, 03/02/2019

Joke Day: #4502

From: 01/30 a

Top of Page   Joke: 02

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Immigration Claims Are Right Out Of 'Sicario'

Late Night w/SM: Roger Stone Pleads Not Guilty, Trump's Global Warming Tweet

Daily Show w/TN: It’s 2019, and the U.S. President Still Thinks a Cold Snap Disproves Global Warming

The Tonight Show w/JF: Chicago Drops to Antarctic, Eyeball-Freezing Temperatures

Sun, 03/03/2019

Joke Day: #4503

From: 01/30 b

Top of Page   Joke: 03

Late Show W/SC: Meanwhile... A Pill That Cures Loneliness

Late Late Show w/JC: Sir, Are Those Kittens or Are You Just Excited to...?

Late Night w/SM: Trump Threatens Military Action in Venezuela: A Closer Look

Late Late Show w/JC: It's Time Dogs Get Their Own NYC Museum

Mon, 03/04/2019

Joke Day: #4504

From: 01/31 a

Top of Page   Joke: 04

Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump Is Denying U.S. Intel And Reality

Late Night w/SM: Winter Storm Jaden, Trump and Putin's G20 Meeting

Daily Show w/TN: The Government Shutdown Ends & Fox News Can’t Decide Whether Trump Won or Lost

The Tonight Show w/JF: Polar Vortex Freezes the Midwest

Tue, 03/05/2019

Joke Day: #4505

From: 01/31 b

Top of Page   Joke: 05

Late Show W/SC: Trump Says One Thing, U.S. Intel Says Another

Late Night w/SM: Howard Schultz and Cliff Sims Stumble in Interviews: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Howard Schultz’s 2020 Bid, a Facebook-WhatsApp Merger & Peace Talks in Afghanistan

Late Show W/SC: The Trump-Putin Meeting We Didn't Know About

Wed, 03/06/2019

Joke Day: #4506

From: 02/01

Top of Page   Joke: 06

Late Show W/SC: Colbert Mini-Monologue: Trump's Incoherent NYT Interview

Late Night w/SM: Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite

Real Time: New Rule: Climate Emergency

Late Show W/SC: Yippee Ki-Yay, Pussygrabber

Thu, 03/07/2019

Joke Day: #4507

From: 02/03

Top of Page   Joke: 07

Late Show W/SC: Cory Booker's 2020 Announcement, Dissected

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Blasts His Own Intelligence Agencies

Late Show W/SC: Stephen Colbert's Post-Super Bowl

Daily Show w/TN: Fyre Festival’s Model Subpoenas & Washington’s Measles Outbreak

Fri, 03/08/2019

Joke Day: #4508

From: 02/04 a

Top of Page   Joke: 08

Late Show W/SC: Trump's SOTU Theme: 'Choosing Greatness'

Late Night w/SM: Democrats Call on Ralph Northam to Resign After Racist Photo Surfaces: A Closer Look

Daily Ralph Northam’s 1984 Blackface Explanation Is a Racism Dumpster Fire

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Post-Super Bowl

Sat, 03/09/2019

Joke Day: #4509

From: 02/05 a

Top of Page   Joke: 09

Late Late Show w/JC: They Forgot the 'Super' Part of the Super Bowl

Late Show W/SC: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued For Reckless Skiing

Late Night w/SM: Super Bowl LIII, President Trump's Tan

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Gives Post-Show Press Conference After State of the Union Address

Sun, 03/10/2019

Joke Day: #4510

From: 02/05 b

Top of Page   Joke: 10

Late Show W/SC: Stephen Delivers The Restate Of Our Union

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Fallon Recaps the State of the Union Address

Late Late Show w/JC: The Union Better Get Ready for a Human Wall

Late Show W/SC: Ralph Northam Can't Moonwalk His Way Out Of This

Mon, 03/11/2019

Joke Day: #4511

From: 02/06 a

Top of Page   Joke: 11

Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump's SOTU Didn't Impress Joshua Trump

Late Night w/SM: Trump's 2019 State of the Union Address: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: SOTU 2019 May Be Over, But the 2020 Dems Are Just Getting Started

Late Late Show w/JC: What Was Nancy Pelosi Reading During the SOTU?

Tue, 03/12/2019

Joke Day: #4512

From: 02/07 a

Top of Page   Joke: 12

Late Show W/SC: Who Wants To Be Virginia's Governor?

Late Night w/SM: Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump's Childhood Home

The Tonight Show w/JF: Reactions to Trump's State of the Union Address

Late Late Show w/JC: Donald Trump Gears Up For Next Election Campaign

Wed, 03/13/2019

Joke Day: #4513

From: 02/07 b

Top of Page   Joke: 13

Late Show W/SC: We're Finally Going To Get Trump's Tax Returns

Late Night w/SM: Trump and Phil Robertson Freak Out About "Socialism": A Closer Look

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Inauguration Is Now Under Investigation

SNL: Weekend Update: Blackface and Blackmail Scandals

Thu, 03/14/2019

Joke Day: #4514

From: 02/08

Top of Page   Joke: 14

Late Night w/SM: Trump Attends National Prayer Breakfast, Heart-Shaped Sausage

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Leaked Private Schedule Causes a Stir

Real Time: New Rule: The Republicans Are the Problem

Real Time: The State of Our Union

Fri, 03/15/2019

Joke Day: #4515

From: 02/09

Top of Page   Joke: 15

Late Show W/SC: Will Trump Be '239 Pounds' At This Year's Physical?

The Tonight Show w/JF: New York Fashion Week Goes to Washington

SNL: Weekend Update: Weekend Update: Apple Introduces Disability Emojis

Late Show W/SC: Stephen Can't Ignore A Story About Fuks

Sat, 03/16/2019

Joke Day: #4516

From: 02/11

Top of Page   Joke: 16

Late Show W/SC: Here's How Trump Spends 60% Of His Day

Late Night w/SM: Trump Attacks the 2020 Democrats: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Virginia Governor Bumbles Through His Blackface Apology Tour

Late Late Show w/JC: Alicia Keys Dominated the GRAMMYs

Sun, 03/17/2019

Joke Day: #4517

From: 02/12 a

Top of Page   Joke: 17

Late Show W/SC: Jeff Bezos Invents A New Euphemism For Penis

Late Night w/SM: Trump's Annual Physical, Live Action Aladdin

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Grammy Awards Recap

Late Late Show w/JC: Can You Imagine a Dog in the White House? (Trump Can't)

Mon, 03/18/2019

Joke Day: #4518

From: 02/12 b

Top of Page   Joke: 18

Late Show W/SC: Trump's Friends At Fox Don't Like The Bipartisan Deal

Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Call to Finish the Wall That Hasn’t Been Started

SNL: Weekend Update: Meet The Press Cold Open

Late Night w/SM: Trump's Rally in El Paso, Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo

Tue, 03/19/2019

Joke Day: #4519

From: 02/13 a

Top of Page   Joke: 19

Late Show W/SC: Trump 2020: Murders, Murders, Murders, Killings, Murders!

Late Night w/SM: Trump Says He's Not Happy with Deal to Avoid Shutdown: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Bricky the Border Wall Rallies Trump Supporters in El Paso

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Rallies El Paso and Gets a $1.4B Border Wall Offer

Wed, 03/20/2019

Joke Day: #4520

From: 02/13 b

Top of Page   Joke: 20

Late Show W/SC: Averting Shutdowns Is The Bare Minimum

Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Is Still Looking for His Border Wall Sugar Daddy

Real Time: New Rule: You Can't Always Get What You Want | Real Time with Bill Maher

SNL: Weekend Update: President Trump Declares a National Emergency

Thu, 03/21/2019

Joke Day: #4521

From: 02/14 a

Top of Page   Joke: 21

Late Show W/SC: Pelosi Warns Of The Consequences Of A National Emergency

Late Night w/SM: Trump Meets with Colombia's President, Mattel's New Barbie Dolls

The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Valentine's Day 2019 Roundup

Late Late Show w/JC: Apparently We're Almost In a National State of Emergency

Fri, 03/22/2019

Joke Day: #4522

From: 02/14 b

Top of Page   Joke: 22

Daily Show w/TN: Kamala Harris Wants to Legalize Weed & Amy Klobuchar’s Temper Is Questioned

Real Time: National Emergency!

SNL: Trump Press Conference Cold Open

Daily Show w/TN: A Year After the Parkland Shooting, the Fight for Sensible Gun Control Continues

Sat, 03/23/2019

Joke Day: #4523

From: 02/15

Top of Page   Joke: 23

Late Show W/SC: All The President's 2020 Challengers

The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Skirts Congress with National Emergency to Build Border Wall

Real Time: Melania's Rules

SNL: Weekend Update: Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer

Sun, 03/24/2019

Joke Day: #4524

From: 02/15-6

Top of Page   Joke: 24

Late Show W/SC: Peppa Pig Is Corrupting America's Youth!

Late Night w/SM: Valentine's Day, Amazon Cancels New York City HQ Plans

Daily Show w/TN: Conservatives Slam Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal

SNL: Weekend Update: This Is America Wins Song of the Year

Mon, 03/25/2019

Joke Day: #4525

From: 02/18

Top of Page   Joke: 25

Late Show W/SC: The National Emergency We 'Didn't Need'

Late Night w/SM: Trump Undercuts His National Emergency Declaration: A Closer Look

Daily Show w/TN: Trump Admits There’s No Emergency While Declaring a National Emergency

Late Late Show w/JC: The President Was So Presidential on President's Day