Fri, 03/01/2019 Joke Day: #4501 From: 01/29 Top of Page Joke: 01 |
Late Show W/SC: What The Hell Is Going On With 'Global Waming?' |
Late Night w/SM: Howard Schultz Considering Running for President, Roger Stone Arrested |
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Daily Show w/TN: Everyone Hates Starbucks Billionaire Howard Schultz |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Federal Employees Back to Work After Historic Shutdown |
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Sat, 03/02/2019 Joke Day: #4502 From: 01/30 a Top of Page Joke: 02 |
Late Show W/SC: Trump's Immigration Claims Are Right Out Of 'Sicario' |
Late Night w/SM: Roger Stone Pleads Not Guilty, Trump's Global Warming Tweet |
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Daily Show w/TN: It’s 2019, and the U.S. President Still Thinks a Cold Snap Disproves Global Warming |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Chicago Drops to Antarctic, Eyeball-Freezing Temperatures |
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Sun, 03/03/2019 Joke Day: #4503 From: 01/30 b Top of Page Joke: 03 |
Late Show W/SC: Meanwhile... A Pill That Cures Loneliness |
Late Late Show w/JC: Sir, Are Those Kittens or Are You Just Excited to...? |
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Late Night w/SM: Trump Threatens Military Action in Venezuela: A Closer Look |
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Late Late Show w/JC: It's Time Dogs Get Their Own NYC Museum |
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Mon, 03/04/2019 Joke Day: #4504 From: 01/31 a Top of Page Joke: 04 |
Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump Is Denying U.S. Intel And Reality |
Late Night w/SM: Winter Storm Jaden, Trump and Putin's G20 Meeting |
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Daily Show w/TN: The Government Shutdown Ends & Fox News Can’t Decide Whether Trump Won or Lost |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Polar Vortex Freezes the Midwest |
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Tue, 03/05/2019 Joke Day: #4505 From: 01/31 b Top of Page Joke: 05 |
Late Show W/SC: Trump Says One Thing, U.S. Intel Says Another |
Late Night w/SM: Howard Schultz and Cliff Sims Stumble in Interviews: A Closer Look |
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Daily Show w/TN: Howard Schultz’s 2020 Bid, a Facebook-WhatsApp Merger & Peace Talks in Afghanistan |
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Late Show W/SC: The Trump-Putin Meeting We Didn't Know About |
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Wed, 03/06/2019 Joke Day: #4506 From: 02/01 Top of Page Joke: 06 |
Late Show W/SC: Colbert Mini-Monologue: Trump's Incoherent NYT Interview |
Late Night w/SM: Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite |
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Real Time: New Rule: Climate Emergency |
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Late Show W/SC: Yippee Ki-Yay, Pussygrabber |
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Thu, 03/07/2019 Joke Day: #4507 From: 02/03 Top of Page Joke: 07 |
Late Show W/SC: Cory Booker's 2020 Announcement, Dissected |
Daily Show w/TN: Trump Blasts His Own Intelligence Agencies |
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Late Show W/SC: Stephen Colbert's Post-Super Bowl |
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Daily Show w/TN: Fyre Festival’s Model Subpoenas & Washington’s Measles Outbreak |
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Fri, 03/08/2019 Joke Day: #4508 From: 02/04 a Top of Page Joke: 08 |
Late Show W/SC: Trump's SOTU Theme: 'Choosing Greatness' |
Late Night w/SM: Democrats Call on Ralph Northam to Resign After Racist Photo Surfaces: A Closer Look |
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Daily Ralph Northam’s 1984 Blackface Explanation Is a Racism Dumpster Fire |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Post-Super Bowl |
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Sat, 03/09/2019 Joke Day: #4509 From: 02/05 a Top of Page Joke: 09 |
Late Late Show w/JC: They Forgot the 'Super' Part of the Super Bowl |
Late Show W/SC: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued For Reckless Skiing |
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Late Night w/SM: Super Bowl LIII, President Trump's Tan |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Gives Post-Show Press Conference After State of the Union Address |
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Sun, 03/10/2019 Joke Day: #4510 From: 02/05 b Top of Page Joke: 10 |
Late Show W/SC: Stephen Delivers The Restate Of Our Union |
The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy Fallon Recaps the State of the Union Address |
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Late Late Show w/JC: The Union Better Get Ready for a Human Wall |
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Late Show W/SC: Ralph Northam Can't Moonwalk His Way Out Of This |
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Mon, 03/11/2019 Joke Day: #4511 From: 02/06 a Top of Page Joke: 11 |
Late Show W/SC: Donald Trump's SOTU Didn't Impress Joshua Trump |
Late Night w/SM: Trump's 2019 State of the Union Address: A Closer Look |
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Daily Show w/TN: SOTU 2019 May Be Over, But the 2020 Dems Are Just Getting Started |
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Late Late Show w/JC: What Was Nancy Pelosi Reading During the SOTU? |
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Tue, 03/12/2019 Joke Day: #4512 From: 02/07 a Top of Page Joke: 12 |
Late Show W/SC: Who Wants To Be Virginia's Governor? |
Late Night w/SM: Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union, Trump's Childhood Home |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Reactions to Trump's State of the Union Address |
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Late Late Show w/JC: Donald Trump Gears Up For Next Election Campaign |
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Wed, 03/13/2019 Joke Day: #4513 From: 02/07 b Top of Page Joke: 13 |
Late Show W/SC: We're Finally Going To Get Trump's Tax Returns |
Late Night w/SM: Trump and Phil Robertson Freak Out About "Socialism": A Closer Look |
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Late Show W/SC: Trump's Inauguration Is Now Under Investigation |
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SNL: Weekend Update: Blackface and Blackmail Scandals |
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Thu, 03/14/2019 Joke Day: #4514 From: 02/08 Top of Page Joke: 14 |
Late Night w/SM: Trump Attends National Prayer Breakfast, Heart-Shaped Sausage |
Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Leaked Private Schedule Causes a Stir |
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Real Time: New Rule: The Republicans Are the Problem |
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Real Time: The State of Our Union |
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Fri, 03/15/2019 Joke Day: #4515 From: 02/09 Top of Page Joke: 15 |
Late Show W/SC: Will Trump Be '239 Pounds' At This Year's Physical? |
The Tonight Show w/JF: New York Fashion Week Goes to Washington |
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SNL: Weekend Update: Weekend Update: Apple Introduces Disability Emojis |
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Late Show W/SC: Stephen Can't Ignore A Story About Fuks |
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Sat, 03/16/2019 Joke Day: #4516 From: 02/11 Top of Page Joke: 16 |
Late Show W/SC: Here's How Trump Spends 60% Of His Day |
Late Night w/SM: Trump Attacks the 2020 Democrats: A Closer Look |
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Daily Show w/TN: Virginia Governor Bumbles Through His Blackface Apology Tour |
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Late Late Show w/JC: Alicia Keys Dominated the GRAMMYs |
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Sun, 03/17/2019 Joke Day: #4517 From: 02/12 a Top of Page Joke: 17 |
Late Show W/SC: Jeff Bezos Invents A New Euphemism For Penis |
Late Night w/SM: Trump's Annual Physical, Live Action Aladdin |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Grammy Awards Recap |
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Late Late Show w/JC: Can You Imagine a Dog in the White House? (Trump Can't) |
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Mon, 03/18/2019 Joke Day: #4518 From: 02/12 b Top of Page Joke: 18 |
Late Show W/SC: Trump's Friends At Fox Don't Like The Bipartisan Deal |
Daily Show w/TN: Trump’s Call to Finish the Wall That Hasn’t Been Started |
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SNL: Weekend Update: Meet The Press Cold Open |
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Late Night w/SM: Trump's Rally in El Paso, Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo |
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Tue, 03/19/2019 Joke Day: #4519 From: 02/13 a Top of Page Joke: 19 |
Late Show W/SC: Trump 2020: Murders, Murders, Murders, Killings, Murders! |
Late Night w/SM: Trump Says He's Not Happy with Deal to Avoid Shutdown: A Closer Look |
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Daily Show w/TN: Bricky the Border Wall Rallies Trump Supporters in El Paso |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Rallies El Paso and Gets a $1.4B Border Wall Offer |
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Wed, 03/20/2019 Joke Day: #4520 From: 02/13 b Top of Page Joke: 20 |
Late Show W/SC: Averting Shutdowns Is The Bare Minimum |
Late Late Show w/JC: Trump Is Still Looking for His Border Wall Sugar Daddy |
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Real Time: New Rule: You Can't Always Get What You Want | Real Time with Bill Maher |
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SNL: Weekend Update: President Trump Declares a National Emergency |
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Thu, 03/21/2019 Joke Day: #4521 From: 02/14 a Top of Page Joke: 21 |
Late Show W/SC: Pelosi Warns Of The Consequences Of A National Emergency |
Late Night w/SM: Trump Meets with Colombia's President, Mattel's New Barbie Dolls |
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The Tonight Show w/JF: Jimmy's Valentine's Day 2019 Roundup |
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Late Late Show w/JC: Apparently We're Almost In a National State of Emergency |
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Fri, 03/22/2019 Joke Day: #4522 From: 02/14 b Top of Page Joke: 22 |
Daily Show w/TN: Kamala Harris Wants to Legalize Weed & Amy Klobuchar’s Temper Is Questioned |
Real Time: National Emergency! |
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SNL: Trump Press Conference Cold Open |
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Daily Show w/TN: A Year After the Parkland Shooting, the Fight for Sensible Gun Control Continues |
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Sat, 03/23/2019 Joke Day: #4523 From: 02/15 Top of Page Joke: 23 |
Late Show W/SC: All The President's 2020 Challengers |
The Tonight Show w/JF: Trump Skirts Congress with National Emergency to Build Border Wall |
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Real Time: Melania's Rules |
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SNL: Weekend Update: Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer |
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Sun, 03/24/2019 Joke Day: #4524 From: 02/15-6 Top of Page Joke: 24 |
Late Show W/SC: Peppa Pig Is Corrupting America's Youth! |
Late Night w/SM: Valentine's Day, Amazon Cancels New York City HQ Plans |
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Daily Show w/TN: Conservatives Slam Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal |
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SNL: Weekend Update: This Is America Wins Song of the Year |
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Mon, 03/25/2019 Joke Day: #4525 From: 02/18 Top of Page Joke: 25 |
Late Show W/SC: The National Emergency We 'Didn't Need' |
Late Night w/SM: Trump Undercuts His National Emergency Declaration: A Closer Look |
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Daily Show w/TN: Trump Admits There’s No Emergency While Declaring a National Emergency |
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Late Late Show w/JC: The President Was So Presidential on President's Day |