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Mon, 02/26/2018 Joke Day: #4151 From: 02/21/18 Top of Page Joke: 01 |
The Late Late Show with James Corden This morning, Donald Trump went on Twitter to call out his own attorney general Jeff Sessions tweeting. "Question: If all the Russian meddling took place during the Obama administration, why didn't Obama do something about the meddling? Why aren't DEM crimes under investigation? Ask Jeff session!" There's a few things wrong with this tweet. For starters, why is Trump telling us to ask Jeff Sessions all of these questions? Trump is his boss! Mr. President, you know that thing you use to send the tweets? You can also use it to call Jeff Sessions and ask him yourself. This is where it really gets stupid. He didn’t even spell Jeff Sessions name right. In other Trump news, according to a New York Times survey of political scientists across both parties, Donald Trump has been rated America’s worst president ever. I had a sneaking suspicion. It’s pretty incredible because it’s the first time Trump has won a popular vote. In technology news, the organization that oversees emoji’s has changed the lobster emoji after people in Maine complained that it didn't have the correct number of legs! Now every time I text someone about lobsters I don't have to type the word "Lobster emoji plus two extra legs." It's a lifesaver. When they heard about this, lobsters were like "Thanks for fixing the emoji but while you're at it, can you stop boiling us?" |
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Tue, 02/27/2018 Joke Day: #4152 From: 01/15/18 Top of Page Joke: 02 |
Seth Meyers A Closer Look - Racist Comments |
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Wed, 02/28/2018 Joke Day: #4153 From: 01/16/18 Top of Page Joke: 03 |
Stephen Colbert -Stormy Daniels |
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Thu, 03/01/2018 Joke Day: #4154 From: 02/23/18 Top of Page Joke: 04 |
Stephen Colbert - Ready.Aim.Fire |
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Fri, 03/02/2018 Joke Day: #4155 From: 02/07/18 Top of Page Joke: 05 |
Seth Meyers A Closer Look - Lies about Immigration |
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Sat, 03/03/2018 Joke Day: #4156 From: 02/27/18 Top of Page Joke: 06 |
Stephen Colbert: Would have 'run' into the School |
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SNL Weekend Update: Nunes Memo |
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Bill Mahar (2/9) Abusive Aides and Military Parades |
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Sun, 03/04/2018 Joke Day: #4157 From: 02/27/18 Top of Page Joke: 07 |
Daily Show: Old Characters |
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Jimmy Fallon: Kylie Jenner Hates Snapchat |
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Conan: 2020 Olympics Will Be Held In Wakanda |
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James Corden: 23 Family Members Going on a Cruise |
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Mon, 03/05/2018 Joke Day: #4158 From: 02/28/18 Top of Page Joke: 08 |
Stephen Colbert: Introducing Johnnie Walker's feminine counterpart |
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Seth Meyer: Trump Discusses Guns; Hicks, Kushner and Carson Under Fire: A Closer Look |
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James Corden: The American Dream (Hat) Costs Just $50 |
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Conan O'Brien: Real Reason Barbra Streisand Cloned Her Dog |
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Tue, 03/06/2018 Joke Day: #4159 From: 02/28/18 Top of Page Joke: 09 |
Jimmy Fallon: Trump's Running for Re-Election, Live-Action Dora the Explorer |
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Seth Meyer: Trump Discusses Guns; Hicks, Kushner and Carson Under Fire: A Closer Look |
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Bill Maher: Traitor Trump's Toxic Trysts |
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Daily Show: Ben Carson Lives Large as the HUD Secretary |
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Wed, 03/07/2018 Joke Day: #4160 From: 03/1/18 Top of Page Joke: 10 |
James Corden: Positive Russia News: Drugs OK at 2018 World Cup (3/1) |
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Bill Maher: Traitor Trump's Toxic Trysts (2/16) |
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Thu, 03/08/2018 Joke Day: #4161 From: 02/28/18 Top of Page Joke: 11 |
SNL: Weekend Update on Black History Month (2/3) |
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Stephen Colbert: Jared Kushner Lost His 'Top Secret' Privileges (2/28) |
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Real Time w/Bill Maher: Traitor Trump's Toxic Trysts |
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Fri, 03/09/2018 Joke Day: #4162 From: 03/1/18 Top of Page Joke: 12 |
Stephen Colbert: Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns (3/1) |
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Conan O'Brien: God Is Still Working Up The Courage To Speak To Oprah (3/1) |
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Daily Show: Trump Attacks the GOP and Sides with Democrats on Gun Control (3/1) |
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Sat, 03/10/2018 Joke Day: #4163 From: 03/1/18 Top of Page Joke: 13 |
Stephen Colbert: Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns (3/1) |
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Conan O'Brien: God Is Still Working Up The Courage To Speak To Oprah (3/1) |
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Daily Show: Trump Attacks the GOP and Sides with Democrats on Gun Control (3/1) |
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Sun, 03/11/2018 Joke Day: #4164 From: 03/2/18 Top of Page Joke: 13 |
Jimmy Fallon: Rolex Designs Oscars Green Room, White House Couple |
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Bill Maher: Giving Hicks Hope |
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SNL: Fox & Friends Cold Open |
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Mon, 03/12/2018 Joke Day: #4165 From: 03/1/18 Top of Page Joke: 14 |
SNL: Presidential Address Cold Open (3/3) |
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Stephen Colbert: Hope Hicks Is Way Too Good At Goodbyes (And Good Lies) (3/1) |
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Conan O'Brian: Walmart Is Happy To Sell Guns To Pissed Off 22-Year-Olds (3/2) |
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Tue, 03/13/2018 Joke Day: #4166 From: 03/03/18 Top of Page Joke: 16 |
Jimmy Kimmel: Oscars Monologue 2018 |
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James Corden: Wolfgang Puck's Photographer Saved Frances McDormand's Oscar |
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SNL: Weekend Update on Marijuana Possession Arrests |
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Jimmy Fallon: ACC Mascots Disrupt Jimmy's Monologue with March Madness |
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Wed, 03/14/2018 Joke Day: #4167 From: 03/03/18 Top of Page Joke: 17 |
Conan O'Brian: Conan On President Trump’s Oscar Pool |
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Seth Meyers: Hope Hicks Resigns, Dick's Sporting Goods |
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Seth Meyers: Jared Kushner's Engulfed in Scandal, Trump and Mr. Magoo |
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Daily Show: Trump Doesn't Think Twice About His Looming Trade War |
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Thu, 03/15/2018 Joke Day: #4168 From: 03/03/18 Top of Page Joke: 18 |
Stephen Colbert: Utah Lawmakers Made The Worst Rap Ever |
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Stephen Colbert: Is There Anyone Left In Trump's Administration? |
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Stephen Colbert: Trump Radically Changed The U.S. Economy Because He Could |
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Stephen Colbert: Hope Hicks |
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Fri, 03/16/2018 Joke Day: #4169 From: 03/05/18 Top of Page Joke: 19 |
Stephen Colbert: Robert Mueller Is Hot On Trump's Tail |
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Stephen Colbert: Stephen Breaks Down Sam Nunberg's Breakdown |
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Stephen Colbert: Stephen Colbert Responds To Devin Nunes |
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Seth Myers: Jared Kushner's Engulfed in Scandal, Trump and Mr. Magoo |
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Sat, 03/17/2018 Joke Day: #4170 From: 03/07/18 Top of Page Joke: 20 |
Seth Meyers: The White House Calligrapher, Seth's Workout Playlist |
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Seth Meyers: West Virginia Teachers' Strike, Trump's Trade Tirade |
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Seth Meyers: Chaos in the White House, PETA's Letter to Melania Trump |
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Bill Maher: Rocket Man and Rain Man |
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Sun, 03/18/2018 Joke Day: #4171 From: 03/07/18 Top of Page Joke: 21 |
Daily Show: Sam Nunberg Loses His Mind on Live TV |
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Jimmy Fallon: Arie's Bachelor Finale Drama, Lego Warehouses |
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SNL: Bachelor Finale Cold Open |
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Mon, 03/19/2018 Joke Day: #4172 From: 03/07/18 Top of Page Joke: 22 |
SNL: Weekend Update on International Women's Day 2018 |
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Jimmy Fallon: Arie's Bachelor Finale Drama, Lego Warehouses |
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SNL: Bachelor Finale Cold Open |
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Tue, 03/20/2018 Joke Day: #4173 From: 03/06/18 Top of Page Joke: 23 |
The Late Late Show w/James Corden: Trump Claims There's No White House CHAOS |
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The Late Late Show w/James Corden: If There Are Naked Pictures of Donald Trump, Please Don't |
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The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert: Kim Jong-Un Tests A New Weapon Called 'Optimism' |
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The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert: Trump's Trade War Means Pricier Jeans, Bikes, Boo |
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Wed, 03/21/2018 Joke Day: #4174 From: 03/07/18 Top of Page Joke: 24 |
Conan: Congratulates Trump On Making Tariffs Creepy |
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James Corden: If there are naked pictures ... |
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Daily Show w/Trevor Noah: Trump's White House Has "No Chaos" |
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Thu, 03/22/2018 Joke Day: #4175 From: 03/12/18 Top of Page Joke: 25 |
Daily Show w/Trevor Noah: Trump Improvises His Way Through a Rally... |
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Late Night w/Seth Meyers: Stormy Daniels Sues, Gary Cohn Quits, Trump Talks North Korea: A Closer Look |
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Late Night w/Seth Meyers: Trump's One Advisor, Fake Nudes |
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Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Trump's Economic Advisor Resigns, Blues Clues Reboot |
