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Joke of the Day

Day # Range: 4151 - 4175

Date Range: 02/21/18 ~ 02/28/18

Mon, 02/26/2018

Joke Day: #4151

From: 02/21/18

Top of Page   Joke: 01

The Late Late Show with James Corden

This morning, Donald Trump went on Twitter to call out his own attorney general Jeff Sessions tweeting. "Question: If all the Russian meddling took place during the Obama administration, why didn't Obama do something about the meddling? Why aren't DEM crimes under investigation? Ask Jeff session!" There's a few things wrong with this tweet. For starters, why is Trump telling us to ask Jeff Sessions all of these questions? Trump is his boss!

Mr. President, you know that thing you use to send the tweets? You can also use it to call Jeff Sessions and ask him yourself.

This is where it really gets stupid. He didn’t even spell Jeff Sessions name right.

In other Trump news, according to a New York Times survey of political scientists across both parties, Donald Trump has been rated America’s worst president ever. I had a sneaking suspicion. It’s pretty incredible because it’s the first time Trump has won a popular vote.

In technology news, the organization that oversees emoji’s has changed the lobster emoji after people in Maine complained that it didn't have the correct number of legs!

Now every time I text someone about lobsters I don't have to type the word "Lobster emoji plus two extra legs." It's a lifesaver.

When they heard about this, lobsters were like "Thanks for fixing the emoji but while you're at it, can you stop boiling us?"

Tue, 02/27/2018

Joke Day: #4152

From: 01/15/18

Top of Page   Joke: 02

Seth Meyers A Closer Look - Racist Comments

Wed, 02/28/2018

Joke Day: #4153

From: 01/16/18

Top of Page   Joke: 03

Stephen Colbert -Stormy Daniels

Thu, 03/01/2018

Joke Day: #4154

From: 02/23/18

Top of Page   Joke: 04

Stephen Colbert - Ready.Aim.Fire

Fri, 03/02/2018

Joke Day: #4155

From: 02/07/18

Top of Page   Joke: 05

Seth Meyers A Closer Look - Lies about Immigration

Sat, 03/03/2018

Joke Day: #4156

From: 02/27/18
(**Part 1**)

Top of Page   Joke: 06

Stephen Colbert: Would have 'run' into the School

SNL Weekend Update: Nunes Memo

Bill Mahar (2/9) Abusive Aides and Military Parades

Sun, 03/04/2018

Joke Day: #4157

From: 02/27/18
(**Part 2**)

Top of Page   Joke: 07

Daily Show: Old Characters

Jimmy Fallon: Kylie Jenner Hates Snapchat

Conan: 2020 Olympics Will Be Held In Wakanda

James Corden: 23 Family Members Going on a Cruise

Mon, 03/05/2018

Joke Day: #4158

From: 02/28/18
(**Part 1**)

Top of Page   Joke: 08

Stephen Colbert: Introducing Johnnie Walker's feminine counterpart

Seth Meyer: Trump Discusses Guns; Hicks, Kushner and Carson Under Fire: A Closer Look

James Corden: The American Dream (Hat) Costs Just $50

Conan O'Brien: Real Reason Barbra Streisand Cloned Her Dog

Tue, 03/06/2018

Joke Day: #4159

From: 02/28/18
(**Part 2**)

Top of Page   Joke: 09

Jimmy Fallon: Trump's Running for Re-Election, Live-Action Dora the Explorer

Seth Meyer: Trump Discusses Guns; Hicks, Kushner and Carson Under Fire: A Closer Look

Bill Maher: Traitor Trump's Toxic Trysts

Daily Show: Ben Carson Lives Large as the HUD Secretary

Wed, 03/07/2018

Joke Day: #4160

From: 03/1/18

Top of Page   Joke: 10

Jimmy Fallon: Trump Loses Hope Hicks, Voter Dress Code (3/1)

James Corden: Positive Russia News: Drugs OK at 2018 World Cup (3/1)

Bill Maher: Traitor Trump's Toxic Trysts (2/16)

Thu, 03/08/2018

Joke Day: #4161

From: 02/28/18

Top of Page   Joke: 11

SNL: Weekend Update on Black History Month (2/3)

Stephen Colbert: Jared Kushner Lost His 'Top Secret' Privileges (2/28)

Conan O'Brien: The Real Reason Barbra Streisand Cloned Her Dog (2/28)

Fri, 03/09/2018

Joke Day: #4162

From: 03/1/18

Top of Page   Joke: 12

Stephen Colbert: Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns (3/1)

Conan O'Brien: God Is Still Working Up The Courage To Speak To Oprah (3/1)

Daily Show: Trump Attacks the GOP and Sides with Democrats on Gun Control (3/1)

Sat, 03/10/2018

Joke Day: #4163

Mar 10th From: 03/1/18

Top of Page   Joke: 13

Stephen Colbert: Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns (3/1)

Conan O'Brien: God Is Still Working Up The Courage To Speak To Oprah (3/1)

Daily Show: Trump Attacks the GOP and Sides with Democrats on Gun Control (3/1)

Sun, 03/11/2018

Joke Day: #4164

From: 03/2/18

Top of Page   Joke: 13

Jimmy Fallon: Rolex Designs Oscars Green Room, White House Couple

Bill Maher: Giving Hicks Hope

SNL: Fox & Friends Cold Open

Mon, 03/12/2018

Joke Day: #4165

From: 03/1/18

Top of Page   Joke: 14

SNL: Presidential Address Cold Open (3/3)

Stephen Colbert: Hope Hicks Is Way Too Good At Goodbyes (And Good Lies) (3/1)

Conan O'Brian: Walmart Is Happy To Sell Guns To Pissed Off 22-Year-Olds (3/2)

Tue, 03/13/2018

Joke Day: #4166

From: 03/03/18

Top of Page   Joke: 16

Jimmy Kimmel: Oscars Monologue 2018

James Corden: Wolfgang Puck's Photographer Saved Frances McDormand's Oscar

SNL: Weekend Update on Marijuana Possession Arrests

Jimmy Fallon: ACC Mascots Disrupt Jimmy's Monologue with March Madness

Wed, 03/14/2018

Joke Day: #4167

From: 03/03/18

Top of Page   Joke: 17

Conan O'Brian: Conan On President Trump’s Oscar Pool

Seth Meyers: Hope Hicks Resigns, Dick's Sporting Goods

Seth Meyers: Jared Kushner's Engulfed in Scandal, Trump and Mr. Magoo

Daily Show: Trump Doesn't Think Twice About His Looming Trade War

Thu, 03/15/2018

Joke Day: #4168

From: 03/03/18

Top of Page   Joke: 18

Stephen Colbert: Utah Lawmakers Made The Worst Rap Ever

Stephen Colbert: Is There Anyone Left In Trump's Administration?

Stephen Colbert: Trump Radically Changed The U.S. Economy Because He Could

Stephen Colbert: Hope Hicks

Fri, 03/16/2018

Joke Day: #4169

From: 03/05/18

Top of Page   Joke: 19

Stephen Colbert: Robert Mueller Is Hot On Trump's Tail

Stephen Colbert: Stephen Breaks Down Sam Nunberg's Breakdown

Stephen Colbert: Stephen Colbert Responds To Devin Nunes

Seth Myers: Jared Kushner's Engulfed in Scandal, Trump and Mr. Magoo

Sat, 03/17/2018

Joke Day: #4170

From: 03/07/18

Top of Page   Joke: 20

Seth Meyers: The White House Calligrapher, Seth's Workout Playlist

Seth Meyers: West Virginia Teachers' Strike, Trump's Trade Tirade

Seth Meyers: Chaos in the White House, PETA's Letter to Melania Trump

Bill Maher: Rocket Man and Rain Man

Sun, 03/18/2018

Joke Day: #4171

From: 03/07/18

Top of Page   Joke: 21

Daily Show: Sam Nunberg Loses His Mind on Live TV

Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on Hosting the Oscars

Jimmy Fallon: Arie's Bachelor Finale Drama, Lego Warehouses

SNL: Bachelor Finale Cold Open

Mon, 03/19/2018

Joke Day: #4172

From: 03/07/18

Top of Page   Joke: 22

SNL: Weekend Update on International Women's Day 2018

Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on Hosting the Oscars

Jimmy Fallon: Arie's Bachelor Finale Drama, Lego Warehouses

SNL: Bachelor Finale Cold Open

Tue, 03/20/2018

Joke Day: #4173

From: 03/06/18

Top of Page   Joke: 23

The Late Late Show w/James Corden: Trump Claims There's No White House CHAOS

The Late Late Show w/James Corden: If There Are Naked Pictures of Donald Trump, Please Don't

The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert: Kim Jong-Un Tests A New Weapon Called 'Optimism'

The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert: Trump's Trade War Means Pricier Jeans, Bikes, Boo

Wed, 03/21/2018

Joke Day: #4174

From: 03/07/18

Top of Page   Joke: 24

Conan: Congratulates Trump On Making Tariffs Creepy

James Corden: If there are naked pictures ...

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Responds to Trump's Tweet About Oscars

Daily Show w/Trevor Noah: Trump's White House Has "No Chaos"

Thu, 03/22/2018

Joke Day: #4175

From: 03/12/18

Top of Page   Joke: 25

Daily Show w/Trevor Noah: Trump Improvises His Way Through a Rally...

Late Night w/Seth Meyers: Stormy Daniels Sues, Gary Cohn Quits, Trump Talks North Korea: A Closer Look

Late Night w/Seth Meyers: Trump's One Advisor, Fake Nudes

Tonight Show w/Jimmy Fallon: Trump's Economic Advisor Resigns, Blues Clues Reboot