The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
The election continues to be insane. Ever since the tape of the Billy Bush Locker Bus came out, Trump has been fending off attacks like a woman meeting Donald Trump.
Donald Trump tweeted that the “election is absolutely rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary — but also at many polling places. Sad!” Yes, even at polling places, the election is being rigged against Trump. I heard that on Nov. 8th, millions of “riggers” will be behind curtains in private booths, and with a secret ballot, collude to defeat Trump.
And why? They’re doing it for the stickers. “I Rigged.” I think that’s what it says; I’m not entirely sure.
Trump has tweeted multiple times about the media rigging the election, and he’s right. From day one, the media rigged this election — in favor of Donald Trump. You can’t turn on the TV without seeing Trump. He’s like the Geico gecko, but more cartoonish.
On Saturday, Trump said that Hillary might be using drugs to help her performance in the debates. Remember what she said about her debate strategy: “When they go low, we get high.”