BHO Poll YTD - YTD change 01.58 - 44.33% (ends at ??.??%)
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Late Night From 03/18
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
Everyone’s busy filling out their March Madness brackets. Even Jeb Bush filled one out. And you can tell he’s running for president because his picks for the Final Four are Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, and Iowa.
President Obama recently sat down with ESPN and said the NCAA should reduce the shot clock for basketball games. Then he said, “And while we're at it, is there any way they can reduce the 'being president clock?'"
According to a professor at DePaul University, if a person randomly fills out his March Madness bracket, he has a one in 9.2 quintillion chance of getting it perfect. Or as gamblers put it, “So you're saying I've got a chance!”
In an interview with Playboy magazine, Dick Cheney criticized President Obama and said he's quote, “the worst president of my lifetime, without question.” Then Cheney said, “But enough talk. When do I take my clothes off?”
During an interview with Playboy — that's right, Playboy — Dick Cheney said President Obama is the worst president in his lifetime. Meanwhile, subscribers to Playboy said Cheney was the worst centerfold in their lifetime.
President Obama filled out his March Madness bracket. You can tell Obama's mind is elsewhere because his top two picks were Israel and Iran.
President Obama has decided that he wants his presidential library to be in Chicago, not Hawaii. Today Hawaii's governor said, "Great, who's going to want to come to Hawaii now?"
A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby.
The Late Show with David Letterman
According to a new study, doctors now say that loneliness is more dangerous than smoking and drinking. So they recommend that you smoke and drink with others.
What is also dangerous is criticizing Vladimir Putin.
Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.