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Late Night From 02/26
"President Obama met with the Republicans for seven hours. And he was very patient with them. He praised them when it was appropriate, he was gently critical when necessary. It was like watching a really good special ed teacher." –Bill Maher
"At the end of the day, the Republicans proved they are not the party of. They're the party of 'F**k no!'" –Bill Maher
"Being politicians you know, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother’s battle with cancer. And Harry Reid talked about a kid with a cleft palate. And John McCain's told how he once carried a brain dead woman through an entire campaign." –Bill Maher
"At the end of all of this, Obama says, he doesn't think that he can reach a deal with the Republicans. You're just figuring that out now? I keep telling you, Barry, they're not that into you. Obama’s like a guy in college who spends a whole year, wasting it, trying to hit on Ellen DeGeneres." –Bill Maher
"Balloons dropped because Dick Cheney had his millionth heart attack. And who came by yesterday to cheer him up? The Angel of Duh himself, George Bush. They sat together, and Bush said he had spent the last year working on his book. I swear. Hard to believe Bush has a book. But if you buy Cheney has a heart…" –Bill Maher
"The Olympic Games were fun, but there were some high-profile mistakes, come on. Admit it. Like the terrible decision to let Toyota design the luge." –Bill Maher
"The U.S. Mint has announced they're redesigning the penny. It's going to have Abraham Lincoln on the front and a shield on the back. Lincoln is probably thinking, 'Sure, now you give me a shield.'" –Craig Ferguson
"Bernie Madoff's daughter-in-law, Stephanie Madoff, is changing her name. She says the Madoff name is tainted with scandal and she wants a name with less negative connotation. She is now known as Stephanie bin Laden." –Craig Ferguson
"People in L.A. don't eat cereal, because they don't like sugar because it's bad for you. Sure it's OK to inject botulism into your face, but not to eat sugar." –Craig Ferguson
"Growing up, I didn't eat much cereal because my family didn't have very much money. We didn't have Fruity Pebbles, we had actual pebbles." –Craig Ferguson
"The weather in L.A. is unbelievable. Today I had to dig my car out from under 18 inches of sunshine." –Jimmy Kimmel
"The whole East Coast is covered in snow right now. Millions of people are unable to get to where they used to work." –Jimmy Kimmel
"The Winter Olympics end on Sunday and even our weather is beating Canada. We're completely out-snowing them." –Jimmy Kimmel
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