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Late Night From 02/27
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
A new study says going vegetarian is the best way to lower high blood pressure. Pretty much every study says vegetarians live longer. But that's just because meat eaters’ lives get shortened from being harassed by angry vegetarians.
Vegetarians aren't the only people finicky about staying healthy and being thin. They have a name for them — single people. Once you're married, it doesn't matter. "I do . . . want fries."
Hardcore vegans even avoid honey because a very small number of bees are accidentally killed in its production. You know what beekeepers call these incidents? Honey boo-boos.
I saw at the supermarket something called "vegan burgers." Really? It's an oxymoron — unless they're burgers made from vegans. Taste the smug superiority!
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Big news out of NASA yesterday — the Kepler space telescope has discovered 715 new planets. Either that or somebody sneezed on the lens.
If you suddenly find 715 new planets, is that a discovery or were you just not looking hard enough in the first place.
This planet discovery is terrible news for all the school kids who just finished making models of the solar system. For them, it's back to work.
This Sunday is the 86th and final Academy Awards. This is the last year they're doing it. They decided there are enough Oscar winners already and they don't want to dilute it for those who have them.
Late Night With Seth Meyers
Researchers uncovered the world's oldest cheese, which dates back to 1600 B.C. The researchers found the cheese in the center of a Hot Pocket.
A Florida man tattooed a spider on his face in an attempt to overcome his arachnophobia, which is a fear of spiders. The tattoo should also help him overcome his fear of employment.
A car company has revealed plans to launch a hybrid car that runs on air. You will know when the tank gets to empty when the car screams, "I can't breathe!"
An auction house in Los Angeles put several autographed copies of "Mein Kampf" up for bid earlier today, starting at $20,000. Be careful, Mel Gibson, it's a trap.