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President Current YTD Change Lowest
B H Obama 46.83% 2.26 40.88%
G W Bush 32.14% 0.14 23.63%

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Late Night From 02/04/16 (**Part 1**)

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Today is Facebook's birthday. Which, just like every other birthday, we only know because Facebook reminded us.

Facebook turned 12 years old today, and it’s hard to believe it's only been 12 years since I learned to hate every single person I know.

Like most 12-year-olds, Facebook spent most of the day on Snapchat.

Facebook kind of ruined birthdays. Before Facebook, when somebody said Happy Birthday, it meant something.

There was another debate between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders in New Hampshire. They've already had so many debates they're starting to run out of things to fight about.

Tonight they sat there quietly like an old married couple at a restaurant.

Ted Cruz's wife revealed that the way he alleviates stress is by singing show tunes. Whenever he's feeling anxious or overwhelmed, like right before a debate, he calls her and sings Broadway show tunes into the telephone.

Make no mistake, he still believes that marriage is a sacred union between one guy and one doll.

Donald Trump somehow made the list of nominees for the Nobel Peace Prize. He's on the list, right next to Pope Francis, which might seem ludicrous because it IS ludicrous. But Trump is excited about it. He might be the first person ever to campaign for Nobel Prize consideration.

The Denver Broncos will play the Carolina Panthers at the Super Bowl Sunday. Between the Super Bowl and this new O.J. Simpson show, this has been a very big week for Broncos.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

During last night’s Democratic town hall Hillary Clinton told voters, “I never thought I’d be standing on a stage here asking for people to vote for me for president.” Because she thought she’d already be done being president by now.

Bernie Sanders yesterday interrupted his own speech to rush to the aid of a man who fainted in the audience. Luckily, Bernie was able to shout him back to consciousness: “ARE YOU OK? WAKE UP, THE MIDDLE CLASS IS DISAPPEARING!”

Donald Trump said in a new interview that President Obama visited a mosque yesterday because “he feels comfortable there.” Or maybe it’s just because it’s the one place Obama knew he’d never run into Donald Trump.

A tattoo shop in Vermont is currently offering a free tattoo of the outline of Bernie Sanders’ head. Or as they’re calling it, a “gramp stamp.”

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

You guys like the website Amazon.com? It's like eBay, but the things you buy don't arrive smelling like cigarettes.

Amazon's always been on the cutting edge. From drone delivery, to automated warehouses, to shipping six AA batteries in a box the size of a mini fridge.

Amazon is planning to open hundreds of actual physical bookstores. That's exciting because you don't see those much anymore and I think this could be the start of a whole trend of online retailers going real-world. For example, Tinder could open a singles bar, where everybody walks around stating their height.

If you don't like someone, you swipe them left. And if you DO like them, you swipe them just right.

Or Netflix could open a chain of movie theaters, where they're never showing exactly what you want, so you just end up half-watching "Clueless" again while playing "Bejeweled" on your phone.