BHO Poll YTD - YTD change 02.82 - 45.60% (ends at ??.??%)
GWB Poll YTD - YTD change (00.72) - 33.55% (ends at 23.63%)
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Late Night From 05/14
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
Hillary Clinton's younger brother Tony is facing criticism for using the Clintons’ political connections to help his career. So on the down side, she has a sketchy brother named Tony. On the up side, she just locked up every vote in New Jersey.
It turns out Hillary's brother could damage her campaign. But then Jeb Bush said, “I think we all get a pass on who our brothers are.”
They’re making a movie about Barack and Michelle Obama’s first date, called “Southside With You,” and the producers say they’ve already cast someone to play young Barack Obama. Now, I'm not saying the president has aged a lot but that young actor is Morgan Freeman.
The Late Show with David Letterman
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
I got a call today from a guy I have never heard of before, and he said, "Hi, Dave, it's Bob. I'm with CBS. Look, the day after you guys leave the theater we're going to send a team in there to take care of the asbestos.
Congratulations to the New York Rangers. They won Game 7 last night. What a season, and to think they've done it all without Derek Jeter.
By accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, "No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake." And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
In Las Vegas, a musical that is based on the popular reality show "Duck Dynasty" is shutting down because of poor ticket sales. Now where am I supposed to take my wife for our anniversary?
You'd think with the size of the duck-hunting community, this show would be a hit. I guess the audiences weren't comfortable with the shooting over their heads.
The producers say there may be future productions of the "Duck Dynasty" musical in other cities. I think they need to change the name. To attract fans of musical theater, I would call it "Les Mr. Robertson."
Late Night With Seth Meyers
Dairy Queen has announced plans to remove soda from its kids' menu. Raising the question: Isn't their entire menu a kids' menu?
Tomorrow, Mitt Romney will have a boxing match with Evander Holyfield for charity. And I suspect that's what Romney will be yelling the whole time. "For charity, Evander!”
Mitt Romney will box Evander Holyfield tomorrow. So finally, someone can honestly say "Mitt, I think you should run."