Obama Poll YTD - YTD gain 02.84 - 49.1700% (05/25/12)
Bush Poll YTD - YTD drop 11.23 - final end at 23.63%
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Late Night From 05/11
Part 1
"This week President Obama was finally outed as a Democrat." –Seth Meyers
"In an interview with ABC News on Wednesday, President Obama said, 'It is important for me to affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married.' OK buddy, we get it, you're not a Muslim." –Seth Meyers
"Rush Limbaugh criticized President Obama's support of gay marriage, accusing the president of leading a war on traditional marriage. And Limbaugh wants it to mean something if he ever gets traditional-married for the fifth time." –Seth Meyers
"President Obama was in town last night for a big fundraiser at George Clooney's house. I had a hunch that the President was in town because on my way to work last night on Sunset Boulevard, I saw a Secret Service agent arguing with a hooker." –Jay Leno
"President Obama was in town last night for a big fundraiser at George Clooney's house. They want to have a fundraiser with lots of celebrities so the choice is pretty much George Clooney's house or Promises rehab center in Malibu." –Jay Leno
"This has become quite a story; the Washington Post reported that Mitt Romney, while in high school, bullied a gay classmate. Did you hear about this story? In his defense, Romney said that he didn't know the kid was gay; he just thought he was poor." –Jay Leno
"Today Mitt Romney apologized for holding down Michele Bachmann's husband and cutting his hair." –Jay Leno
"North Carolina has outlawed gay marriages, and today San Francisco outlawed straight marriages. What's going on?" –David Letterman