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Late Night From 09/05
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
Happy Birthday to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who turns 52 years old tomorrow. The star of TLC's show “Cake Boss” is actually making the cake for Chris Christie's birthday party. In fact, I hear he's even making the cake in the shape of Christie's favorite thing: cake.
Of course, it’ll get weird when Chris Christie's family says, "No, no, no, you're supposed to blow the candles out BEFORE you eat it!"
The White House has decided not to send President Obama to campaign in battleground states because his low approval ratings could hurt Democrats. They’re only sending him where he can’t do any damage — or as that’s also known, “The Biden Circuit.”
The Late Show with David Letterman
Fall is just around the corner. A sure sign that fall is not that far off is the New York Mets have gone into hibernation. Happens every year.
The NFL is back in season. A guy who plays for the Broncos, Wes Welker, has been suspended for four games for taking drugs at the Kentucky Derby. He finished sixth.
The iPhone 6 will be launched on Tuesday. It has an improved memory. It's just the opposite of me.
President Obama is getting tough with that Vladimir Putin. Boy, what a bad guy that guy is, that Vladimir Putin. Obama is really getting tough with him. Now he's wearing a much more aggressive shade of beige.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
From "Fox NFL Sunday," Terry Bradshaw is here with us tonight. Here's here to raise awareness of the little-known sport of football for us.
A new NFL season started last night as the Seattle Seahawks beat the Green Bay Packers. A lot of guys that work here, if you took them to Comic-Con, they would laugh at the superheroes. Yesterday, about 10 of those guys showed up to work wearing Green Bay Packers jerseys.
Starbucks has a new business plan. Starbucks is planning to open about 100 new upscale coffee shops with more expensive coffee. It's for customers who feel that the regular Starbucks prices are too reasonable, I guess.
It's good to see Starbucks sticking with doing what they do best, which is opening more Starbucks.