Obama Poll Current - 46.57% (08/30 Poll)
Obama Poll over current year - drop 5.09
Bush Poll over equivalent year - drop 14.14
Bush Poll Final - ended at 23.63%
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Late Night From 08/13
"The economy is so bad, the Obamas are thinking about taking their next vacation in the United States." –Jay Leno
"In 'The Expendables,' Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger beat up Sylvester Stallone for convincing them to invest in Planet Hollywood." –Craig Ferguson
"Schwarzenegger was only in the movie for five minutes, but during that five minutes, he achieved more than in all his years as governor." –Craig Ferguson
"When Schwarzenegger heard the title 'The Expendables,' he thought it was in reference to California's teachers." –Craig Ferguson
"Al-Jazeera's English-speaking channel was nominated for an International Emmy. On the red carpet, Joan Rivers will be like, 'Who are you wearing? And why is it ticking?'" –Jimmy Fallon
Late-Night TV Videos
Jon Stewart Rips Fox News for Contradictory Statements on Ground Zero Mosque
Colbert: America 'The Straight Meat in a Big Gay Sandwich'