BHO Poll YTD - YTD change 01.60 - 43.60% (ends at ??.??%)
GWB Poll YTD - YTD change 03.42 - 36.13% (ends at 23.63%)
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Late Night From 04/11
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
A woman in Las Vegas was arrested after she threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton while Hillary was giving a speech. The woman was tackled, cuffed, and thrown into a police car. Then the cops said, “Normally, WE do that, Hillary, but thank you for the help.”
After handling the bumpy rollout of the Obamacare site, Kathleen Sebelius announced today that she is resigning. Which explains why being thrown under a bus is now covered by Obamacare.
The White House just released President Obama’s tax returns, which show that he and Michelle paid 98 thousand dollars in taxes last year. When he saw that, even Obama said, "Thanks, Obama."
Next week Google will give the public the chance to buy its $1,500 Google Glass. Finally ending the stereotype that people who wear glasses are smart.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
The Coachella Music Festival begins this weekend. It's held every year in the California desert. It's a whole weekend of peace, love, and $12 bottles of water.
If you're a hipster who likes indie music, Coachella is the place to walk around saying, "I liked them before they sold out," and "I liked them before you did."
It's close to L.A., so a lot of celebrities go to Coachella. Danny DeVito goes every year. And if you rub his head, you get three wishes.